Crast

[Tina]

A distraction or collection of distractions that keep one from achieving an intended task.
A population crastinates or has crastinated when a majority of their time is spent engaging in activities not even remotely productive.
When a population favors their crastinated state of mindless entertainment with little or no interaction required over a properly functioning society, they are said to be Pro-crastination

[Mark Zuckerberg]

can be used in replace of some words such as shit and fuck or anything else after something dumb has occured to oneself

[Rihanna]

Abosultly Nothing at all.

[Donald Trump]

One of the most badass motherfuckers to ever live on this planet!