Mayonnaise

[Sarah]

Something that is not, in fact, an instrument.

[Sarah]

It has many humurous meanings.
-- Semen
-- Black Mans Kryptonite
-- Stuff that goes on your [ham] sandwich
-- What [white] boys think is cool.

[Sarah]

An egg-based stable liquid-mixture commonly spread on sandwiches and used as salad dressing or a binding agent in cooking.

Semen.

Boring, whiter than white. Used by Caucasians to refer to other Caucasians who shun their ethnic heritage in favor of a more yuppie lifestyle. Originally used by Italian Americans from the Mid-Atlantic states, it has gained more use due to its reference in the popular HBO show, The Sopranos.

[Sarah]

[White people].

[Sarah]

A word indicating the skeet, also known as semen, that is ejaculated from a man's sexual apparatus; when used in this context it always refers to a woman being either covered in or filled with the afformentioned term.

[Sarah]

Drunk, drugged or otherwise inebreated.

[Sarah]

Cocaine in powder form.

[Sarah]

Dick juice.

[Sarah]

The extra skin that folds over between the bottom of a tight t-shirt and the top of a pair of low-rise jeans on a fat girl.

[Sarah]

Slang for semen, but when still used in the same manor as a condiment.

[Mark Zuckerberg]

Mayonnaise.. usually white and put on a sandwich. Or other foods. IT also has a redneck definition..

[Merna]

When they assume my gender

[Raeanne Dimick]

An [instrument] [used] by [Patrick star]

[Sarah]

A thick creamy dressing consisting of egg yolks beaten with oil and vinegar and seasoned.

[Mary Mallozziberg]

a thick, white sauce made from oil, vinegar , and the yellow part of eggs, usually eaten cold