Emu export

[Mary Mallozziberg]

It is actually the best beer in the world. Most beers need to be cold, export is far better nice and hot, to get the perfect temperature is simple: place block in boot of car, drive crew to location on a hot day, serve directly from boot. True perfection. One of the rare occasions where cheaper is better, export remains, at certain outlets, a can by the block (stubbies are for poorcuuunts). It has many advantages over other beers:

#1 Refreshing taste

#2 Cheap

#3 You wont look like a [posh wanker]

#4 Available throughout this [golden state]

#5 Comes in blocks to share with a mate and the carton has a carry handle!

#6 [Esky] of ice is not needed

#7 Noone will steal your beer at a party

Good on ya [cobbers] down at the swan brewery you make me proud every day of every year.