Toilet sorcery

[Kai]

This, Toilet Sorcery, is a way to completely destroy a public restroom. This was master the the China Dynasty around 2,000 BC, also lots of golfers have mastered this before other people.
They are called Toilet Wizards even though they are [mastering] in Toilet Sorcery. They usually live in the [Dakotas] or anywhere else where there is a bunch of corn and plants filled with fiber.
[The poops] are usually 8in. - 16in. in length and 3in. - 6in. in diameter. But the biggest one ever recorded was 21in. in length and 8.45in. in Diameter.
Sometimes things go wrong on your rectum starts spewing out [sulfuric acid] that is deadly, now you have melted the inner lining of your rectum and you can start growing fungi in your body. Then the sulfuric acid drips on to the black guys shoe and he beats you up in the bathroom.