Sooner

[Justin Bieber]

A Sooner is [a guy] with a [premature ejaculation] [problem].

[Kit]

A cheat, a sneaky, no good person.
Refers to the Oklahoma Land Run of 1889 when settlers, seeking free land, made their way to Oklahoma to stake their claim to tracts of open territory. One of the few rules to claiming a lot of land was that all participants were to start at the same time, on the boom of a cannon. All settlers who started then were labeled as Boomers and the ones who sneaked in ahead of time were called [Sooners].
The University of Oklahoma named its athletic teams [the Sooners] in 1908 to pay homage to the cheating claim jumpers of the land rush. The nickname proved fitting as, over the years, Sooner athleteic teams have been the object of many NCAA penalties stemming from repeated violations of a variety of rules, particularly under the [ignominious] reign of football coach Barry [Switzer] when the already outlaw program sunk to outrageous lows.

[Little_Girl]

A term used to describe a person who has [persistent] [problems] with [premature ejaculation].

[Lanell]

[Also known as] a [cheater]

[Monty]

People who snuck in to [stake] claim on [Oklahoma] land before the Land Run of 1889.

Now defined as an individual who travels ahead of the human [procession].

Nickname of the University of Oklahoma athletic teams.

[Gregory]

A whining individual who cannot accept an outcome that does not go their way. One who will not stop bitching until even those that were on their side wish that the Sooner would [just shut up]. Other synonyms include [whiner], crybaby, [embarassment] to football.

[Michiko]

A woman (or [i suppose] in this politically correct age equally a man) who is very ugly indeed, at least a three [bagger], that one has slept with, or might sleep with.
Derived from the fact that you would sooner [bite off] your own arm than move it from under her and risk waking her up the next morning.

[Mark Zuckerberg]

Term that originated in [Northwest Indiana]. Somebody that you don’t want to be around. The [sooner] they’re [gone], the better.

[Hina Muqadas]

To [prefer] or to [favor].

[Kit]

in or within a short time; before long; quickly: