February

[Sarah]

The month that gives women the best excuse to ask for expensive jewlery. This is also the best month for men to find something to give to women so they get a blow job without guilt.

[Agnes]

The 2nd month of the year following January, and the 2nd best month of the year after January. It is also the most confusing month to spell.
The month in which the [Winter Olympics] is held.
People born in January and February are natural leaders but tend to be more [pessimistic] then their half year months, July and August. February is [the coldest] month of the year along with January.

[Sommer]

n. twenty-eight (28) inch rims, typically adorned on large-frame vehicles, including, but not limited to, new Hummer H2s, new Mercedes G500s, new [Cadillac] Escalades, late-model Ford Expeditions, [candy coated] late-model Ford Crown Victorias, and candy coated late-model [Chevrolet] Caprices

[Mark Zuckerberg]

By far the worst month of the year, hated by all for many reasons. Clearly it is the shortest month for a reason; we only need to endure 28 (unfortunately 29 on [leap] years) days of darkness, snow, and cold. If it seems like winter is ending, its not: February is right in the middle of the season. On top of all this, the only holidays in this month are Valentines Day (which few people look forward to) and [Groundhog Day] (seriously?).
Few are fortunate enough to have a birthday in February to brighten up their month. For everyone else its the month with the highest suicide rate; all we can wish for is to [get out of it] alive.

[Julian]

[abr].Feb
adj. The act of giving [excruciatingly], really painful words of sarcasm; being [schooled].

[Jessica]

[Fingerless February] is where girls can [finger] [themself]

[Sonia]

[National] [get down and dirty] [day]

[exinilu]

that one month where the [singles] are extra [depressed]. they only have about [13] days to find someone to date. and if they’re lucky they’ll get their person on the 14th.

[Oralee]

[This is] [for the girls] [fingerless February]

[Kit]

This [month] is national [finger] free month where [no girl] can finger themselves or anyone else