Directioner

[Jessica]

A crazy obsessed teenage girl or guy that does nothing with their life besides twitter, tumblr, and instagram. They have blogs with NOTHING but ONE DIRECTION ONE DIRECTION ONE DIRECTION. They sit on their laptops all day with a jar of nutella crying tears of lust for five flawless homosexuals that they would kill to be with. They talk to their posters and have casual conversations with paper versions of the boys. Most of them have been fans since the X-Factor UK and deem anyone who hasnt been a directionator. Theyre disgusting human beings. They dont allow many people into their fandom because all they do is fuck shit up.
If youre a Directioner, you know all about Ed, Josh, Paulward, Maz, Andy, Dani, El, Perrie, Caroline, and Demi. They are exclusive people in the boys lives.
Directioners know everything about the boys. For example, Niall James Horan was born on the 13th of September 1993 in Westmeath, Mullingar, Ireland at 8:04 am at Credit Valley Hospital with the blood type of A.
Directioners often make sexual gestures, and they are THEIR BOYS.
Directioners go through all sorts of shit to protect their boys from anyone and anything harmful. They ARE THE MOST powerful fandom every created. They fangirl worse than Beliebers, Taylor Lautner fans, and who the fuck ever exists all together.
Directioners are like the fucking FBI because they can and will find shit out. They have the boys airport passes, blood types, dental records, school grades, etc.

[Justin Bieber]

Someone who likes carrots and potatoes, for some reason.

[Dianne]

[Directioners] are the MEANEST, Deadliest, Scariest and Creepiest fandom in History. If youre in a career, messing with One Direction will be the biggest mistake of your life. THEY BELIEVE THAT BEING SASSY/MEAN WILL MAKE THEM PROTECT THE BOYS (One Direction) FROM NONSENSE HATES NO MATTER WHAT. WHICH WORKS, And thats what makes them unbreakable. Creepiest: other than any fandom, not only because theyre bad ass, they are best at works in these fandoms: Hack airport, security [cams], [CCTVs], blood types and even Penis sizes etc. They were in popular demand for leaking every song and every music video, the strongest fandom in the world, I must say.
But of course, everything isnt about them being badass. Directioners are also wise, theyre the most Popular fandom in the world by ruling [wattpad], YouTube, twitter, google, and tumblr and many other sites, very excellent at making [Fanfics], Photo edits, Videos and the Most Updated fandom ever that keeps the Biggest Boyband in the World (One Direction) strong.
And by the way, theyre the [HORNIEST] ones too, so be safe.

[Michiko]

More dangerous and skilled than FBI.
The Directioners found Pauls yeabook pictures, [Zayns] and [Nialls] and Louis bebos, and Harrys and Liams myspaces. They get One Direction related topics top-trending on Twitter daily on average and can analyse the shit out of everything they do based on choice of words, facial expressions, appearances and actions. News about One Direction spread amongst the Directions faster than Niall can devour a chicken wrap, double portion of curly chips, 5 [hot chicken] wings, and a corn on the cob.

[Merna]

People who are obsessed with [1D].(short for [one direction])
They Scream their head off when they hear their song on radio, and other public places. They hate [directionator].

[1Dloveforever]

A Directioner is someone, it doesnt

[1Dloveforever]

@Jessica Thats

[1Dloveforever]

@justin-bieber Jesus, Carrots bc Louis once said "I like girls who eat carrot" He's so funny, and Potatoes....? where'd you hear about potatoes.

[1Dloveforever]

@dianne Thanks for the last two paragraphs, but that's not true for the rest of it. I don't fucking care what their ____ sizes are, that's inapropriate and not true. AND WE JUST GET DEFINSIVE, OK? :face_with_head_bandage:

[1Dloveforever]

@merna We don't hate Directionators. They're just learning! I help Directionators. :frowning_face:

[1Dloveforever]

@pussycat You nailed that description! :grinning_cat_face_with_smiling_eyes:

[Guest]

@justin-bieber potatoes because once Niall screamed out POTATOES out of nowhere