Directioner

[Becky]

A psychotic barbarian who is obsessed with the boy band, One Direction. They are the deadliest of all fandoms. They are rude and crazy, hating on girls who meet 1D and not letting new fans into their fandom (as its very exclusive apparently). The only way you can be considered a Directioner is if you have watched One Direction since X Factor and know every single little inside joke there is to know. Once you have that down, there is a rule book. Yes, they are so crazy that to be in their fandom, you must follow the rule book. Break one of the rules, and you will be considered a Directionator. Once you have been labeled that, they will call you stupid and say things like oh, you must be new here, or omg how dare you say Niall is the ugly one.
Directioners all have tumblrs and no social life. They spend hours reblogging pictures of 1D and making gifs of the same stuff over and over. They say things like,I would love to break tables with Zayn or OMG my ovaries just exploded. They also think that jokes from 2 years ago are still funny. i.e. Carrots, spoons, and pussy. Directioners are robots who think that One Direction have no flaws and in their eyes are absolutely perfect. If you just started to like One Direction after their first single came out, then you are not a proper Directioner.

[Donald Trump]

-a fan of the huge boy band One Direction.

-If you are a Directioner you are most likely cooler then everyone else.

-Directioners will rule the world one day, dont doubt that.

[Tanya Shivari]

A Directioner is a person that is not only obsessed, but dedicated to One Direction, which are the five most perfect and beautiful boys in the world. A Directioner doesnt have to be someone whos been there from the start, but someone who will be there for these 5 boys till the end. Someone who wont leave the fandom after 6 months. A Directioner knows and loves absolutely everything about these boys. A Directioner always respects the boys girlfriends, the changes they make to their bodies and any other faults they have. A Directioner will stand by these boys and defend them no matter what, through thick and thin. A Directioner is the type of person who might not have the best singing voice but will still belt out the boys songs as loud as they can without a care in the world.
A Directioner will always remember July 23rd, 2010, the day that their world was created

[Jessica]

A crazy obsessed teenage girl or guy that does nothing with their life besides twitter, tumblr, and instagram. They have blogs with NOTHING but ONE DIRECTION ONE DIRECTION ONE DIRECTION. They sit on their laptops all day with a jar of nutella crying tears of lust for five flawless homosexuals that they would kill to be with. They talk to their posters and have casual conversations with paper versions of the boys. Most of them have been fans since the X-Factor UK and deem anyone who hasnt been a directionator. Theyre disgusting human beings. They dont allow many people into their fandom because all they do is fuck shit up.
If youre a Directioner, you know all about Ed, Josh, Paulward, Maz, Andy, Dani, El, Perrie, Caroline, and Demi. They are exclusive people in the boys lives.
Directioners know everything about the boys. For example, Niall James Horan was born on the 13th of September 1993 in Westmeath, Mullingar, Ireland at 8:04 am at Credit Valley Hospital with the blood type of A.
Directioners often make sexual gestures, and they are THEIR BOYS.
Directioners go through all sorts of shit to protect their boys from anyone and anything harmful. They ARE THE MOST powerful fandom every created. They fangirl worse than Beliebers, Taylor Lautner fans, and who the fuck ever exists all together.
Directioners are like the fucking FBI because they can and will find shit out. They have the boys airport passes, blood types, dental records, school grades, etc.

[Justin Bieber]

Someone who likes carrots and potatoes, for some reason.

[Dianne]

[Directioners] are the MEANEST, Deadliest, Scariest and Creepiest fandom in History. If youre in a career, messing with One Direction will be the biggest mistake of your life. THEY BELIEVE THAT BEING SASSY/MEAN WILL MAKE THEM PROTECT THE BOYS (One Direction) FROM NONSENSE HATES NO MATTER WHAT. WHICH WORKS, And thats what makes them unbreakable. Creepiest: other than any fandom, not only because theyre bad ass, they are best at works in these fandoms: Hack airport, security [cams], [CCTVs], blood types and even Penis sizes etc. They were in popular demand for leaking every song and every music video, the strongest fandom in the world, I must say.
But of course, everything isnt about them being badass. Directioners are also wise, theyre the most Popular fandom in the world by ruling [wattpad], YouTube, twitter, google, and tumblr and many other sites, very excellent at making [Fanfics], Photo edits, Videos and the Most Updated fandom ever that keeps the Biggest Boyband in the World (One Direction) strong.
And by the way, theyre the [HORNIEST] ones too, so be safe.

[Michiko]

More dangerous and skilled than FBI.
The Directioners found Pauls yeabook pictures, [Zayns] and [Nialls] and Louis bebos, and Harrys and Liams myspaces. They get One Direction related topics top-trending on Twitter daily on average and can analyse the shit out of everything they do based on choice of words, facial expressions, appearances and actions. News about One Direction spread amongst the Directions faster than Niall can devour a chicken wrap, double portion of curly chips, 5 [hot chicken] wings, and a corn on the cob.

[Merna]

People who are obsessed with [1D].(short for [one direction])
They Scream their head off when they hear their song on radio, and other public places. They hate [directionator].

[1Dloveforever]

A Directioner is someone, it doesnt

[1Dloveforever]

@Jessica Thats

[1Dloveforever]

@justin-bieber Jesus, Carrots bc Louis once said "I like girls who eat carrot" He's so funny, and Potatoes....? where'd you hear about potatoes.

[1Dloveforever]

@dianne Thanks for the last two paragraphs, but that's not true for the rest of it. I don't fucking care what their ____ sizes are, that's inapropriate and not true. AND WE JUST GET DEFINSIVE, OK?

[1Dloveforever]

@merna We don't hate Directionators. They're just learning! I help Directionators. :frowning_face:

[1Dloveforever]

@pussycat You nailed that description! :grinning_cat_face_with_smiling_eyes:

[Guest]

@justin-bieber potatoes because once Niall screamed out POTATOES out of nowhere