Liquid au gratin

[Becky]

A rancid, steaming, liquidy fecal secretion that occurs in the middle of the night, while you are asleep, after you eat a number of raw potatoes on a drunken bet. Said secretion smells like a combination of idaho [spuds], [raw sewage], and shame. [Liquid au gratin] is best enjoyed with friends, as you invite them to witness, and smell, your stench filled, mattress-goodness.