Gunsel fuck

[Mary Mallozziberg]

An individual that buys all of his cowboy gear at the local [cowboy wannabe] supply store and listens to atrocious music about pick up trucks and tractors, yet all the while is the [sorriest] excuse for a hand you will ever meet. He has never even seen a cow but calls himself a cowboy because he has cheesey boots, a Kenny [Chesney] straw hat, and a giant store bought buckle he proudly sports to hold up his camo pants. The ultimate poser and a disgrace that pisses on the culture and tradition of the cattle punching profession.