Bofa

[Sarah]

Breath of Fresh Air: Someone who lives their life outside of traditional measurements of success and predictability. Characteristics include being artistic, open minded, enjoys travel, is an active environmentalist, is health conscious and takes care of his body, is naturally attractive, respectful and appreciative of the music, food, customs of other cultures.

[Becky]

Spanglish slang for airhead girl. Comes the the sixties bouffant hairstyle.

[Jessica]

Noun- A person who is, or who posesses a Big Ol Fat Ass.

[Tina]

Bowel movement. Actually a term in clinical research for the Bowel Function Assessment.

[Julian]

The first stage of a verbally transmitted disease.
Usually nonfatal and asymptomatic, however, once it progresses to [Stage 2] (Ligma), it is extremely dangerous. [Stage 3] (commonly referred to as [E-TMA]) is incredibly uncommon due to the [Ligmas] astronomical fatality rates (99.87%), and thusly has never been observed in laboratory conditions.
Currently, Bofa has no known cure and can only be treated temporarily by passing it on to another host. This has caused Bofa infection rates [to skyrocket] in the recent weeks, in what is being referred to as a verbal pandemic outbreak of unprecendented scale. Passing Bofa to a new host also causes a surge of dopamine in the original host, promoting further [proliferation].
The evolution of Bofa into Ligma has been shown to be linked to online presence, most often to real-time videographic streaming specifically. Those individuals involved in videographic streaming are strongly advised not to stream content until the trigger conditions for Ligmosis are identified and preventative measures are developed.
Also see [Sugma], a variant strain of Ligma on which little research has been conducted.

[Mary Mallozziberg]

[Bofa] the disease before Ligma. “Bofa has a crush on you!” “Who’s [bofa]?” “[Bofa deez nuts]!”.
It’s not deadly until you get Ligma. Can be cured if you [pass it on] to someone else.

[Jessica]

[Bofa] is a non-destructive disease preceding ligma. No-one knows the exact cause of [bofa], however some [studies show] that it can be closely related to Twitch streaming. Onset usually begins at age 20-30 years.
Less than [0.01]% of cases dont progress to Ligma, however, ligma is always preceded by bofa. Currently the cure for bofa is passing it on to someone else.

[Michiko]

The act of [blacking out] due to consumption of alcohol and [falling] asleep. [Black Out] Fall Asleep.

[PussyCat]

A reference to a player taking the name of [bofa] in an online game. This name is normally taken by [someone with a small dick] to try to make themselves feel better about their real life by insinuating they have large nuts. They typically like to troll other people, and without fail, always have supreme [persistence] and extremely low intelligence. This name originated from someone who could not even bother to properly spell both of, so you get an idea of the intelligence you are working with by that alone.

[Dave Paprocki]

An [imaginary] creature. He [spends] his time [sitting on a couch] and reading. His presence is rather unwelcome.