Spider

[Sarah]

creepy crawly gross things that are simply there to scare the hell out of you and jump out of those piles of crap in your room.
however, they are also very pretty when held behind inch-thick glass in zoos.

[Sarah]

1: noun- Extremely frightening members of the arachnid family, spiders can be found all over the world. These creatures are eight-legged and carnivorous and most often use silk/webbing to ensnare and bind their prey. Venom is then injected into the incapacitated victim, which pretty much liquefies its insides so that the spider can drink it. Yum.
Some of them just do some creepy attack shit, though... with, like... jumping and strength and evil.
Some spider venom is harmful to humans as well as insects.
And while spiders are found in almost every corner of the globe, it seems that they are all conspiring to scare me individually.
I'm pretty sure at this point that they exist to make me cry.
2: verb- When there is only one swing set on a playground but two individuals wish to swing at the same time, they may choose to spider. One of them, usually the larger, sits forward (normally) on the seat of the swing, and the other straddles that person, facing towards them.

[Sarah]

A person whose round torso is not proportional to their skinny limbs, thus looking much like spider. This is usually an effect of too much drinking (beer gut).

[Sarah]

A spider, aka [arachnid], is an eight-legged creature of doom. Humans eat eight of them a year in their sleep. [Matt Bellamy] has stated his wish that gravity on earth were less so that they would all die. Then again, he also said we were derived from them. Not the most reliable source.

[Sarah]

Scary senscored bug with eight legs that eats it's own kind or anything that comes in it's path. Builds webs with it's juice inside. eats anythi

[Sarah]

A one word response used soley for the username Syringer. See [Syringered]

[Michiko]

Eight legged creature of [nope nope] and nope with large fangs. Its other abilities consist of climbing walls, [conjuring] organic silk [webbing], and inducing paralyzing fear and heart attacks into arachnophobes.

[Zipporah Schumaker]

Satans [Incarnation] and Gods [punishment] for our [sins].

[Merna]

An eight-legged predatory arachnid with an unsegmented body consisting of a fused head and thorax and a rounded abdomen. Spiders have fangs which inject poison into their prey, and most kinds spin webs in which to capture insects.

[Mary Mallozziberg]

Spider in Snooker. A type of rest with an elevated head containing three grooves that helps a player to take a shot where intervening balls would obstruct the normal rest.

[Britney]

A gadget used for adding and retrieving deep-frying foods to or from the hot oil.