Helmeted

[Mark Zuckerberg]

Wearing a helmet; furnished with or having a helmet or
helmet-shaped part; galeate.

[Tina]

To get so drunk that the only course of action is to [strap] the victim into a helmet so that he or she does not hurt themselves. Like, say if they had to go home on their own or they are constantly [bumping] into things.

Knee/elbow [pads] optional.

[Justin Bieber]

[Synonymous] with [tramped].
[Drunk].