Softies

[Britney]

noun- any item of comfortable clothing made from a fabric soft to the touch; flannel, fur, silk, chenille, et al; worn around the house or to bed.

[Mark Zuckerberg]

A game played by two men, in which each principle removes his pants and, standing face to face with his opponent, swings his [limp penis] against [the others]. The first person to become erect loses and is then subjected to an assault and homophobic [slurs].

[Mary Mallozziberg]

a kind, gentle person who is not forceful, looks for the pleasant things in life, and can be easily persuaded to do what you want them to