Brownie

[Sarah]

Noun. This is a code word for shitting your trousers in the workplace. Generally employed in conversation when an unwanted third set of ears is present during a personal conversation about shitting your pants at work. The speaker will tactically say they had

[Sarah]

A loud mouth, obnoxious, prissy person who overall is annoying.

[Sarah]

UPS groupie

[Sarah]

A special, unique, one of a kind brown eyed example of perfection

[Sarah]

A racial slur uttered by canadians

[Sarah]

A variation of brown eye, i.e. an anus.

[Zipporah Schumaker]

A small square of rich chocolate cake, typically containing nuts.

[Dianne]

A [political] appointee with no [apparent] [qualification] for his job except that hes a friend of a powerful politicain.

[Donald Trump]

A positive connotation for a [brown person], usually female, of any hispanic or [Asia Minor] race. Not to be confused with the special [brownie].

Brownies tend to have extremely long names, as corresponding with their heritage.

Almost always gorgeous.

[Sommer]

Scenester [cookie-cutter] girls, so named for their short brown or black hairdos and propensity for heavy eyeliner application. Never taller than 57, the typical brownie is usually around 54.
Other distinguishing characteristics include: bad [DIY fashion], asymmetrical hair and shirts, 100-length cigarettes, misusing big words, being a [hairstylist] or shopgirl, and not being pretty when the makeup is washed off.
Brownies are most prevalent on the East Coast, but gravitate to urban centers and scenes such as L.A. and Chicago.

[Vania]

A bar cookie, usually made with chocolate.

[Mary Mallozziberg]

Brownie, Browny, or brownies may refer to: