Chotch

[Zipporah Schumaker]

Generic, well-dressed, slightly meathead-ish dude who only cares or knows about bars, chicks, and looking good. Gel, vertical striped shirts, designer jeans, and sleek [black shoes] are a must. In middle school, chotches wore No Fear and Coed Naked T-shirts; in high school, white baseball caps and all Abercrombie; in college, visors, wife beaters, and cargo shorts.

Chotches are huge football fans, but end up checking their cell phones more than paying attention to games on TV.
And a true [chotch] almost certainly received Scarface on DVD this [last Christmas].

[Mary Mallozziberg]

A man who orders the childrens catfish as an [appetizer] at [Dons] in [Lafayette]