Megatron

[Jessica]

Leader of the Decepticon Transformers. Transforms into a Walther pistol, but rarely actually does so in the TV series on account of this being a particularly useless thing to transform into. A psychotic, maniacal genius, Megatron is pure of evil and huge of gun.

[Sonia]

Megatron is a Canadian trademark of Megatron Communications inc. Montreal Quebec Canada.
Since 1989, Megatron is sending fax broadcast in Canada, USA, Australia, Europe, China, Hong Kong, etc.

[Ernesto]

Evil leader of the Decepticons. His goal is to rule the universe and destroy everyone in his path....even one of his warriors.

[Monty]

A penis that exhibits the grower characteristic of significantly expanding and lengthening upon erection as opposed to the shower characteristic where it is already near maximum size at rest and does not get much bigger upon erection.

[Vania]

1.(Pronoun) Vile, Despicable leader of the Decepticon Army during the first 2 seasons of the G1 Transformers series during the 80s. Came up with many plots and schemes that were often foiled by the Autobots. The only time he came closest to victory was during the last episode of Season 1..Heavy Metal War.

[Dianne]

A crazy ass bitch who will stop at nothing to get fucked up. A good friend, but also a good friend who is always willing to fuck some shit up. The girl who gets high before night class and brings fruit loops. The girl who almost quit lacrosse to go on spring break, because she wanted to fuck shit up so badly.

[Sonia]

Huge.
Darrens Penis.