Cucumber
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A female sexual toy cleverly disguised as a vegetable.
Most bag clerks at the grocery stores look at the women purchasing these and guess whether this chick is on a diet or if this thing is going where many men have gone before.
Trust me, when a bagger sees a 300 pound woman buying a cucumber,he knows she isnt on a diet!
He almost feels sorry for the torture the little green veggie will be suffering.
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A mess that isnt as big as a pickle.
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a vegetable, one of several that make for an excellent penis. Available in various lengths and circumferences. Some have enticing bumpies on them for extra stimulation. Best washed and dried before use (who knows where theyve been !) Similar to zuchini, carrots, leeks.
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Dangerous dildo for one who is gay. Emergency rooms report numerous cases were aggresive users got carried away with the veggie, had it slipout of their hands, and turn sideways in the colon. Only a doctor could remove it.
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An item commonly used by certain people for some ...entertainment ;)
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N. a pleasurable device used by women, gay men, and Fran.
V. to ejaculate in a womans ear
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Natures Two Way
(Nature thinks about lesbians two!)
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a sexy yummy cousin of a pickle sweet seedy smart and cute
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A long, green-skinned fruit with watery flesh, usually eaten raw in salads or pickled.
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A Mediocre Substitute for a Penis or Dildo
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