Cucumber
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A female sexual toy cleverly disguised as a vegetable.
Most bag clerks at the grocery stores look at the women purchasing these and guess whether this chick is on a diet or if this thing is going where many men have gone before.
Trust me, when a bagger sees a 300 pound woman buying a cucumber,he knows she isnt on a diet!
He almost feels sorry for the torture the little green veggie will be suffering.
Cucumber meaning & definition 1 of Cucumber.
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A mess that isnt as big as a pickle.
Cucumber meaning & definition 2 of Cucumber.
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a vegetable, one of several that make for an excellent penis. Available in various lengths and circumferences. Some have enticing bumpies on them for extra stimulation. Best washed and dried before use (who knows where theyve been !) Similar to zuchini, carrots, leeks.
Cucumber meaning & definition 3 of Cucumber.
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Dangerous dildo for one who is gay. Emergency rooms report numerous cases were aggresive users got carried away with the veggie, had it slipout of their hands, and turn sideways in the colon. Only a doctor could remove it.
Cucumber meaning & definition 4 of Cucumber.
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An item commonly used by certain people for some ...entertainment
Cucumber meaning & definition 5 of Cucumber.
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N. a pleasurable device used by women, gay men, and Fran.
V. to ejaculate in a womans ear
Cucumber meaning & definition 6 of Cucumber.
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Natures Two Way
(Nature thinks about lesbians two!)
Cucumber meaning & definition 7 of Cucumber.
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a sexy yummy cousin of a pickle sweet seedy smart and cute
Cucumber meaning & definition 8 of Cucumber.
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A long, green-skinned fruit with watery flesh, usually eaten raw in salads or pickled.
Cucumber meaning & definition 9 of Cucumber.
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A Mediocre Substitute for a Penis or Dildo
Cucumber meaning & definition 10 of Cucumber.
