Cfd

[Rihanna]

One of the playable classes in World of Warcraft.
There are also BFDs, TFDs, OFDs, TreeFDs, FFDs, SFFDs, and AFDs.
Less exciting than CFPs.

[Kai]

This infection is strange, in that you have to accept it to catch it. It is airborn and spreads around early November causing,(the smartest of victims at least) to begin the diseases mentally in-built mission at once:

(Pretend to) Make friends with anyone and everyone

Become as close to them as possible (without of course, spending any cash on them)

Usually found Complimenting all the time

Their primary objective is to get you to buy them stuff for [christmas]- DONT FALL FOR THEIR PLOY!
Lonely, spoilt children become infected usually during teenage development, and once they are, they immediately begin to associate with people theyve insulted all year long in the hopes of getting extra stuff come the winter holidays.
The only known cure is to give them nothing for christmas or buy them something which costs u no more than 1p

[Rihanna]

C.F.D, Compulsive F-Ball Disorder.
When one gathers all trends and stereotypes and begins to form an alternate personality where they are indeed not a loser.
CFD affects many confused teenagers who find copying others is cool.
CFD victims often are the following: Emo, Preppy, suffering from Anxiety, Social Anxiety, Panic Attacks, Bi-Polar, and many other common BS such as ADD and ADHD.
CFD victims are suspected to have, legitimately, multiple personality disorder(s) and dyslexia.
They often make absolute NO sense with what they say, so you are left to guess what they meant in their statements.
Stay safe and DONT support CFD - it takes REAL people to stop this genetic disorder affecting the world.

[Monty]

An acronym for Cluster Fuck Disaster, a phrase that describes a hopelessly disordered situation. It achieves the most utility when used by engineers in an academic or industrial setting, as it shares an identical acronym with Computational Fluid Dynamics, a popular branch of fluid mechanics.

[Becky]

code word for chinese fire drill to hide it from those uninformed.

[Becky]

Chiefly biology:
Colossal Faggot Disorder is
a genetic disorder that is typically associated with sexual impotence as well as mental incompetence. The average IQ of a young adult with CFD ranges from 45-55, but this varies widely. There is a 75% correlation between CFD and Erectile Dysfunction accounting for a 10℅ margin of error.

[Sarah]

curly fry dick.

[Rihanna]

Completely Fucking Disgusted