Goldfish
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A small domesticated cyprinoid fish (Carassius auratus);
-- so named from its color. It is native of China, and is said to have
been introduced into Europe in 1691. It is often kept as an ornament,
in small ponds or glass globes. Many varieties are known. Called also
golden fish, and golden carp. See Telescope fish, under Telescope. -
the snack that smiles back
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Someone with an extremely short memory, or one who is extremely absentminded.
Derives from the evolutionary defense mechanism of the American Goldfish in order to stave off insanity due to boredom: wow look at that pretty plastic tree... wow look at that pretty plastic tree... wow look at that pretty plastic tree
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A pet that doesnt do anything.
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Great crackers from Peppridge farms. Theyre baked, not fried, come in different varieties, and smile back. Try mixing them up all in one bag.
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A vagina with a yeast infection
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- A cheesy cracker shaped like a fish. It tends to smile back.
- A person who is very forgetful or seems to have no memory at all.
- A person who wears glasses that make their eyes look huge. Much like a goldfishs.
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A girl whose only purpose is to look pretty. A goldfish is promiscuous and capable of having 100s of children in her lifetime all while ruining entire ecosystems. A goldfish does not contribute anything to society other than its decorative outer beauty. Also know as a golddigger.
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An awesome little snack that will never taste bad! Orange/ yellow and it smiles back at you!
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A popular pet often kept in bowls (which they shouldnt, thats bad for them) and often thought of as having a 3 second memory, though this is a myth, because in reality goldfish have a longer memory than you do.
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The snack that smiles back.
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People that have a super short memory, originating from the myth that goldfish have a 3 second memory (which they dont)
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Fish-shaped [crackers] that are [baked], not [fried].
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