Telescope

[Britney]

One of many euphemistic terms for a penis. Most famously used in this context in the Big Bang Theory episode, The Boyfriend Complexity. In that episode, Howard and [Raj] accidentally kissed each other in the control room for a telescope. The next day, when [Leonard] casually asked Howard and Raj [what had happened], both of them freaked out, even though Leonard hadnt heard about the kiss.

[PussyCat]

An optical instrument designed to make distant objects appear nearer, containing an arrangement of lenses, or of curved mirrors and lenses, by which rays of light are collected and focused and the resulting image magnified.

[Little_Girl]

a cylinder-shaped device for making objects that are far away look closer and larger, using a combination of lenses , or lenses and curved mirrors

[Britney]

Putting your eye to the end of a penis as the guy [cums] into your eye and you [keep it] there until [it goes] soft.

[Mark Zuckerberg]

A great [instrument] used to [spy] on sexy ladies [getting dressed].