Beer shit

[Becky]

The Beer Shit is a phenomenon that occurs the day after a particularly heavy drinking session. Students are particularly vulnerable.
The victim awakens and spends the first few minutes in a daze, trying desperately to remember where they were last night, when they came back, who they came back with and how they managed to take their jeans off and climb into bed the wrong way round without taking their shoes off. The victim then becomes aware of the irresistable urge to empty their bowels. This process is known as the Beer Shit.
It is not unusual for the Beer Shit to be stubborn and to insist that the victim empties their bowels at least three times during that day in order to complete the job. The amount of toilet paper required to clean up after each mini-Beer Shit is substantial, as is the stench that fills the house afterwards.
However, once a particularly nasty Beer Shit has been despensed with, the victim feels infinitely better immediately and is ready to commence alcoholic consumption straight away to start the process again.

[Donald Trump]

Taken the morning after a heavy drinking session, the beer shit is primarily water based, messy and has a room evacuating smell.

[Dave Paprocki]

the inevitable nasty shits after a hard night of drinking

[Justin Bieber]

A runny, burning, putrid smelling dump the morning after a night of heavy beer drinking. All beers produce beer shits, however, it has been theorized that cheap beers such as Natural Ice produce the most painful and smelliest.

[Tina]

The odd and often smelly bowel movements formed from a night of heavy drinking. Most beer shits are water based aqueous fluids. College students are particularly susceptible to this occurance.

[PussyCat]

Describes the inexplicable phenomena, wherein an unimaginably large bowel movement must occur during the morning hours after a night of consuming lots of alcohol..