• One of the most popular swear/cuss/curse words/profanities

    another word Feces. Poop. Dookie. Scheisse. Poo Poo. Brownies.

    The Shit List:
    The Ghost Shit
    The kind where you feel shit come out, see shit on the toilet paper, but theres no shit in the bowl.
    The Clean Shit
    The kind where you feel shit come out, see shit in the bowl, but theres no shit on the toilet paper.
    The Wet Shit
    You wipe your ass fifty times and it still feels unwiped. So you end up putting toilet paper between your ass and your underwear so you dont ruin them with those dreadful skid marks.
    The Second Wave Shit
    This shit happens when youve finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to shit some more.
    The Brain Hemorrahage Through Your Nose Shit
    Also known as Pop a Vein in Your Forehead Shit. You have to strain so much to get it out that you turn purple and practically have a stroke.
    The Corn Shit
    No explanation necessary.
    The Lincoln Log Shit
    The kind of shit thats so enormous youre afraid to flush it down without first breaking it up into little pieces with the toilet brush.
    The Nororius Drinker Shit
    The kind of shit you have the morning after a long night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the tread mark left on the bottom of the toilet bowl after you flush.
    The Gee, I Really Wish I Could Shit Shit
    The kind where you want to shit, but even after straining your guts out, all you can do is sit on the toilet, cramped and farting.
    The Wet Cheeks Shit
    Also known as the Power Dump. Thats the kind that comes out of your ass so fast that your butt cheeks get splashed with the toilet water.
    The Liquid Shit
    Thats the kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt, splashes all over the side of the toilet bowl and, at the same time, chronically burns your tender poop-chute.
    The Mexican Food Shit
    A class all on its own.
    The Crowd Pleaser
    This shit is so intriguing in size and/or appearance that you have to show it to someone before flushing.
    The Mood Enhancer
    This shit occurs after a lengthy period of constipation, thereby allowing you to be your old self again.
    The Ritual
    This shit occurs at the same time each day and is accomplished with the aid of a newspaper.
    The Guinness Book Of Records Shit
    A shit so noteworthy it should be recorded for future generations.
    The Aftershock Shit
    This shit has an odour so powerful than anyone entering the vicinity within the next seven hours is affected.
    The Honeymoons Over Shit
    This is any shit created in the presence of another person.
    The Groaner
    A shit so huge it cannot exit without vocal assistance.
    The Floater
    Characterized by its floatability, this shit has been known to resurface after many flushings.
    The Ranger
    A shit which refuses to let go. It is usually necessary to engage in a rocking or bouncing motion, but quite often the only solution is to push it away with a small piece of toilet paper.
    The Phantom Shit
    This appears in the toilet mysteriously and no one will admit to putting it there.
    The Peek-A-Boo Shit
    Now you see it, now you dont. This shit is playing games with you. Requires patience and muscle control.
    The Bombshell
    A shit that comes as a complete surprise at a time that is either inappropriate to shit (i.e. during lovemaking or a root canal) or you are nowhere near shitting facilities.
    The Snake Charmer
    A long skinny shit which has managed to coil itself into a frightening position - usually harmless.
    The Olympic Shit
    This shit occurs exactly one hour prior to the start of any competitive event in which you are entered and bears a close resemblance to the Drinkers Shit.
    The Back-To-Nature Shit
    This shit may be of any variety but is always deposited either in the woods or while hiding behind the passenger side of your car.
    The Pebbles-From-Heaven Shit
    An adorable collection of small turds in a cluster, often a gift from God when you actually cant shit.
    Premeditated Shit
    Laxative induced. Doesnt count.
    Shitzopherenia
    Fear of shitting - can be fatal!
    Energizer Vs. Duracell Shit
    Also known as a Still Going shit.
    The Power Dump Shit
    The kind that comes out so fast, you barely get your pants down when youre done.
    The Liquid Plumber Shit
    This kind of shit is so big it plugs up the toilet and it overflows all over the floor. (You should have followed the advice from the Lincoln Log Shit.)
    The Spinal Tap Shit
    The kind of shit that hurts so much coming out, youd swear its got to be coming out sideways.
    The I Think Im Giving Birth Through My Asshole Shit
    Similar to the Lincoln Log and The Spinal Tap Shits. The shape and size of the turd resembles a tall boy beer can. Vacuous air space remains in the rectum for some time afterwards.
    The Porridge Shit
    The type that comes out like toothpaste, and just keeps on coming. You have two choices: a) flush and keep going, or b) risk it piling up to your butt while you sit there helpless.
    The Im Going To Chew My Food Better Shit
    When the bag of Doritos you ate last night lacerates the insides of your rectum on the way out in the morning.
    The I Think Im Turning Into A Bunny Shit
    When you drop lots of cute, little round ones that look like marbles and make tiny splashing sounds when they hit the water.
    The What The Hell Died In Here? Shit
    Also sometimes referred to as The Toxic Dump. Of course you dont warn anyone of the poisonous bathroom odour. Instead, you stand innocently near the door and enjoy the show as they run out gagging and gasping for air.
    The I Just Know Theres A Turd Still Dangling There Shit
    Where you just sit there patiently and wait for the last cling-on to drop off because if you wipe now, its going to smear all over the place.


    Shit meaning & definition 1 of Shit.


  • The Most Functional English Word

    Well, its shit...thats right, shit!
    Shit may just be the most functional
    word in the English language.

    Shit meaning & definition 2 of Shit.


    1. When combined with the, used to describe something that is the best, greatest.

    2. Without a preceeding the, is use to describe something that is the worst.

    Shit meaning & definition 3 of Shit.


  • A word formerly used to describe fecal matter, however now can be used to describe anything conceivable, from nouns to emotions.

    Shit meaning & definition 4 of Shit.


  • the kind of word you search for in urbandictionary.com when boredom is attacking you, dont worry am a survivor (you: gives thumbs up)

    Shit meaning & definition 5 of Shit.


  • Shit may just be the most powerful word in the English
    language. You can be shit faced, shit out of luck, or have shit for brains. With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit or decide to shit or get off the pot. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit and die. Some people know their shit while others cant tell the difference between shit and shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, crazy shits, and sweet shits. There is bull shit, horse shit and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, or duck when shit hits the fan. You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty. Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit. You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit. You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle. Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you
    swim in a sea of shit and come out smelling like a rose. When you stop to consider all the facts, its the basic building block of creation.

    Shit meaning & definition 6 of Shit.


  • Originally a slang term for fecal matter now commonly used as an all-purpose exclamation, noun, verb, adjective or adverb.

    Shit meaning & definition 7 of Shit.


    1. Remains of what you have eaten for dinner.
    2. A more harsh word for poop
    3. Something that is horribly written/played.

    Shit meaning & definition 8 of Shit.


  • The richest word in English. It can be used to maney things.

    Shit meaning & definition 9 of Shit.


  • An act of defecating.

    Shit meaning & definition 10 of Shit.

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