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full of pretense or pretension. characterized by assumption of dignity or importance. making an exaggerated outward show; ostentatious. any person who smokes a pipe while sitting in a big [leather chair] while wearing a fine sweater-vest in his study which is filled with [leather-bound books] and smells of [rich mahogany].

A [portmanteau] for [lolita complex]. A [sexual attraction] to young looking girls (Pedophile).

Look, youre in school. [Youre bored]. [So yeah] [hi there].

The [hermetic] profession of sucking ones own penis. Nobody in the history of man has reported being able to perform this almost mystical feat because the few percentage of the world population who actually can perform [autofellatio] never leave their houses. However diaries and memoirs have been found, [post-mortem].

Term used by people who are [hypocrites] because were all [perverts]. We all [crave] sex, but some crave it more than others and these people are called perverts but still theyre hypocrites because they crave sex too. People who say this term are usually too immature to handle sex.

A [eater], or a [super simp] who do anything for a girl off the thought that she is [feeling him].

[Sleeping with] [the enemy], [literally].

A dinosaur that goes by many names. If you come in contact with it be prepared for its name to change when used too often. Similar to a Dictasaurus, but not be confused with [a Dictionary]. A Thesaurus is a [plant-eating dinosaur]. Its diet consists of [sawdust] mixed with water.

A word you say on a daily [bases], but [dont know] [how to spell]

For all you kids [wondering], this is Basically a place full of adults and [pornography] . Please dont join it, if youre younger than [18 years old].

the [recognition] and [enjoyment] of the good qualities of someone or something. Being [thankful] for someone or something.