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Tuna is unavailable within 50 miles of [Newcastle], however there is a delicious alternative with a similar name: Tunny Tunny is often purchased in the smartprice or value variety by [Geordies] who love it for the following reasons: It's cheap. It’s fishy.

The most brilliant, intense, riviting webcomic ever written. Updated somewhat regularly; already nearing its finale, which is unfortunate but exciting at the same time. Also known as 'gayling' for obvious reasons. A type of fish.

To Constellate: to look up in the night sky at stars and make up random and new Constellations. Constellated (past tense),Constellating

To be caught masturbating. To masturbate. Named in honor of a certain individual at PHS, who had a hard time keeping his pants on.

Trona. A mythical city in the deserts of California. Temporary home to lost souls before being sucked into hell by a black hole. Rumored to be infected with a Zombie virus.

when you try to expel a turd from your large colon by bearing down and pushing like a pregnant woman.

a wordle is a [stupid] website that never works when you want it to, but everybody else manages to use it fine. apparently you can type in a paragraph and it will choose the most important words and make a picture* out of it. oh yer, and its run by somone [sarcastic].

A beautiful amazing girl who does relize her beauty. Quick at making new friends and very trustworthy. She doesn't mind trying new thing. If you get to know her, stick with her. Shes a great companion and will always have your back. Everyone needs a kea and is jealous of her.

saying something is cool, or awesome.

A class of cold-blooded vertebrates that includes turtles, lizards, snakes, alligators and crocodile.

a pile of rocks and/or debris, placed upstream in front of bridge abutments in rivers and streams, used to prevent the erosion of the bridge foundation. Also used to prevent river banks from eroding.

this means you are fucking crazy

An all boy school full of gay people who think theyre good at sports. yes, they invite girls over to dance but its just a cover-up!! Watch out or theyll screw you anally!!

noun- a case of gonorrhea, a sexually transmitted bacterial disease in which males display more symptoms than females, but can lead to sterility or more serious problems in both.

A concept from Roland Barthes' book Camera Lucida: Reflections on Photography. To wound. Denoting the wounding, personally touching detail which establishes a direct relationship with the object or person within it.