Kaiser
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The ancient title of emperors of Germany assumed by KingWilliam of Prussia when crowned sovereign of the new German empire in1871.
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Kaiser is a german title indicating Emperor
A female equivalent in contrast is named 'Kaiserin' (Empress) -
Franz Kaiser Beckenbauer.
Greatest fussball-player and coach ever.
Led Germany 1974 and 1990 to the world-championship. -
The lowest level of fuckboys. They are skilled at making girls think they're the one when in reality they don't give a fuck about them. Only hoes fall for Kaisers.
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To spend an entire night trying for a girl only to go back to her place and reject her advances because you'd rather get to know her better first.
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A unit of measurement, usually used for comparing dongs, which obtains its' value from what is in Jake the Snake Kaiser's pants. Its' legendary status earned it the right to be a unit of measurement. 1 kaiser= 1.5 ft=.47 m.
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Kaiser: a humoristic title for a very rich and succesful person that is extremely extravagant (like an emperor of an empire), naming shaming and claiming the world, the universe and beyond. Comparable to the title of being the biggest boss that you´ve seen thus far.
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- some one with a big penis that is hot
- some one who is hung like a horse
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To be caught masturbating.
To masturbate.
Named in honor of a certain individual at PHS, who had a hard time keeping his pants on.
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