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Alkaloid found in the [poppy] plant and subsequently in raw [opium]. It is mostly removed from refined opium but is always preset in [poppium] or [poppy tea]. It has neither sedative nor stimulant actions on the user. In fact, it is mostly contradictory to the affects of most of the alkaloids in [opium]. It is extracted and used to prevent post operational stroke and sometimes for erectile dysfunction.

An erect baby penis.

The amount of speed or pressure used in mostly sex.

noun: a mate or companion. A vastly superior alternative for boyfriend/girlfriend/partner and all such terms for a significant other. Originated around 1580, but it's about time we brought it back.

No; Probably not. Contrary to popular belief, Proll actually means NO, it does not mean probably.

A state and feeling beyond being under the influence of alcahol usually borderline unconsiousness. A space like feeling of comninations of mind alterating substances.

something that is not perfect.

She is simply the most kind and intelligent woman you will meet. She loves to encourage people. She loves chocolate and coke. But you like her because of the way her attitude and smile somehow gets close to your heart and just simply makes your life better.

A narcissistic idiot who can't believe they have not won a mix tape competition. A sMILOdon not only accuses the winner of cheating, but also has everyone he knows try to attack the quality of said winner's product...making himself look like a complete tool in the process.

To take a long trip, often through a dangerous area (e.g. ghetto, Wal-Mart) to get back homeward. Named after Greek historian Xenophon's Anabasis (The March Up Country) where 10,000 Greek mercenaries had to escape back to Greece after their leader was killed.

Abnormal and often painful swelling of the taint. Symptoms include profuse sweating in the taint area and/or minor bleeding. An untreated straint may transform into a [taintotoma] see [taintotoma]