Definitions

When a person is reluctant to spend money or personal items.

The sexiest thing girls can wear under their skirts (or pants :P) that get me real hot. Girls who dont wear these under their skirt are un-feminine and shouldnt have put that skirt on in the first place. Also, see [pantyhose]

the act of shoving your entire hand into a pregnant womans vagina, and pulling out the baby. similar to the method used by backwoods rednecks to catch catfish.

The vengeful act of crapping on a lovers chest while they sleep.

Beautiful female. Slim female.

Broadly defined as anything that is very disgusting. Originally from the acronym Mash Until No Good from the practice of making many changes to a code until it is useless. Made popular from the Saturday Night Live sketch Waynes World, it was in the top 5 worst things to get in your halloween bag. It was mentioned again in South Park episode 317, this time more narrowly defined as a substance which comes out of a pregnant womans vagina when pressure is applied to her stomach. And somehow an urban legend involving corpse fluids has sprung off the term mung, though there is no documentation supporting that this is anything other than a gross-out story.

colloquial for anus. Derived from the resemblance to the dried fruit of the same name.

a real reason to hide your children, hide your wives.

SOS really doesnt stand for anything, as any radio operator will tell you, it is simply SOS becuase the letters S and O are very easy to understand under conditions of high interferance. so stop saying Save our whatever

S.O.S was a distress call that was used in MORSE CODE, long before telephones were used. To send a call for help, a telegraph operator would send ... --- ... It was simple and universal.

what you say to someone who is below your league in terms of attractiveness and tries to hit on you. what you say to someone who tries to talk about a sector they are not an expert in

A very sexy and thick girl that girls the best head and knows how to please her man she is a freak on the low but she isnt afraid to show it does not put up with no shit and mess with her man and she will fuck your world up that is her daddy