Asphalt

[Jason Yan]

An agregate mixture of rock and [petroleum] that is used commonly as a road [paving] material. Also used in parking lots. Cheaper than [concrete].

[Monty]

A mixture of dark bituminous pitch with sand or gravel, used for surfacing roads, flooring, roofing, etc.

[Agnes]

A fault created by ones ass. A slip of the cheeks, a [rectal passage] [malfunction]. A shart. When you accidentally [crap yourself].

[Greta]

pronounced ash [folt] is reference to a hard rock-like material used for the pavement of roadways or structures designated for vehicles. Should not be associated or confused with asphalt [aes] folt which directly translates in meaning to slow retarded or mentally challenged. Individuals who commonly mistake in saying aes folt instead of ash folt are, through scientific research, proven to be [cronic] maturbators and/or in most cases unnaturally stupid.

[Dave Paprocki]

[Asphalt]: [European] slang for [black people].

[Renato]

[The greatest] [discord bot] ever [fucking] made

[Julene]

noun. [Butt crack]. Of or pertaining to the [fault line] in the [posterior].
noun. Blame or responsibility placed upon a donkey or jackass.

[Zipporah Schumaker]

[slang] for asphalt [concrete]

[Tina]

A dark brown-to-black cement-like material obtained by petroleum processing and containing bitumens as the predominant component; used primarily for road construction. It includes crude asphalt as well as the following finished products

[Becky]

a black, sticky substance, often mixed with small stones or sand, that forms a strong surface when it becomes hard