The captain

[Donald Trump]

Insertion of the pointer finger in the anus, inducing climax. Can only be practiced on males.

[Tanya Shivari]

• An upstanding term to describe a large bottle of Captain Morgans Spiced Rum.

• A mans penis

[Becky]

A ponderous rogue that infuses the masses with the will to drink. Many compare him Captain Hook, but the latter could never live up to these alcoholic expectations.

[Donald Trump]

A small fly with a big hat who features in recent [Weebl

[Mark Zuckerberg]

The Man who is a regular man by day but by night he is the master of buttsex. He loves romping on the [booty] Sticking his [stick] right up in the back door. He wants everyone to be his first mate. He just wants the rectum.

[Tina]

see also [Captain Magenta]

[Little_Girl]

Captain Tenneal (AKA The Skipper A crucial character/host on the Most Extreme Elimination Challenge (MXC). He brings a necessary balance to the game by exploiting his authoritative role and using his philanthropic abilities in his dialog to improve the human condition (usually at the expense of the games participants). His mental salvos of motivational verse can really light a fire under players, encouraging them to push on... bringing structure and continuity and to the game.

[Rihanna]

A new dance-move involving a shake of the head and hand

[Becky]

A term that refers to consuming decent amounts of Captain Morgans Spiced Rum while smoking a Captain Black cigar.

[Tanya Shivari]

see also [Captain Magenta]