Smear the queer

[Tanya Shivari]

Smear the Queer is a childhood game of tag involving an object that is held by the it kid until he is tackled and forced to give it up.

[Becky]

Played with an object that can be tossed and easily carried such as a balled up t-shirt, football, or shoe.
Play starts when object is thrown into the air. Players may either snatch object out of the air or wait until it lands. If the object lands, the person closest to it MUST pick it up. (Group will use judgement, or someone who wants it can just pick it up.) Once a player is in posession of the object, they try not to get tackled. Once tackled, the object is thrown into the air (or at a particular person) and the game starts over. Play usually ends when everyone is tired or when someone gets hurt.

[Donald Trump]

A national pastime for everyone but San Fransicans.

Football game where whoever has the ball is the queer you you tackle, smear the bajebus out of him

[Justin Bieber]

A game, played with a football, taught by all good fathers to their sons and daughters.

[Tina]

Well known homophobic recess game in which the person with the ball (the queer) runs away from everyone else, who do their best to tackle their friend and become the new queer. Game is known for having a title that rhymes.

[Rihanna]

A homophobic (though not always overtly so) name for a rather homoerotic game.