Ed hardy

[Sonia]

A douchebag brand NOT worn by hipsters. Ed Hardy consists of ridiculously low quality garments at a hideously jacked up price. No, people arent jealous of Ed Hardy wearing Douchebags, they actually have better taste.
The average person who wears Ed Hardy probably thinks hes hardcore and the girls who wear them are Trendwhores. If you have an Ed Hardy shirt, True Religion Jeans or Rock and Republic or Juicy Couture, guess what? You are a douche. Please log off earth.
Please consider respectable clothing by WeSC, APC, and Nudie. They are around the same price range but dont scream douchebag, AND wont rip up in about a week.

[Donald Trump]

A tragically hip LA Based clothing brand.The brand started the new wave of urban hipster fashion along with [CHROME HEARTS],AFFLICTION,[JUICY]...etc.Has come to signify an ability to overpay for loudly colored clothing.Has become a status signifier amongst BMER/BENZ driving club kids who still live at home.Cougar [MILFS] can be seen wearing it on bonding trips to the mall with their sociopath offspring. The preferred clothing of the DOUCHEBAG GENERATION.

[Tina]

The ugliest clothing line, EVER. Its an overly expensive brand that features stupid logos like skulls, snakes, and hearts (fucking gothic). I dont give a fuck how expensive the clothes are - you look like a douchebag.

[Rihanna]

A brand of clothing worn solely by douche bags.

A determining factor that tells an individual which club to stay in and which to leave.

A clothing line that says: Sparkly tigers, and multiple colors are not gay! and These jeans with this heart on them are not queer!

A way to tell other men to punch you In the face, kick you in the crotch, and leave you on the side of the road to die.

A means of repelling women.

Rage inducing symbols and designs, meant to inspire people to become serial killers.

Clothing that must have the name displayed on them so that you know the person wearing them is looking for gay sex.

A way for all douche bags all over the world to say Im an individual.

[Tina]

A wanky, chavvy, poor quality, overpriced AND hideous clothing line worn by wannabe gangstas and trendy dickheads. It manages to rinse out your wallet for a stupid trucker hat which makes you look like a reject from your local skate park and decrease your popularity with the opposite sex at the same time. A phrase often used by the twats trying to defend it is dont diss it because you cant afford it. Well, you live in a council house and i am writing this on my iphone. So shut your face.

[Britney]

An incredibly stupid and overpriced (think [Hot Topic] but even more stupid and over-priced than that) clothing brand worn by hipsters and starving artists in Hollywood. The brand is known for its idiotic and faux hard core tattoo-print t-shirts and fucking trucker hats. [Ashley Tisdale] is a fan, so that should give you some clues as to how credible it is.

[PussyCat]

A clothing line designed by a designer by the name of Christian Audiger. Most often featuring pictures of skulls and flowers sometimes with crystals or sequins sewn onto the shirts so one can look like a disco ball florist. You can often see fat girls wearing ed hardy or a jacked up broski wearing it often with a fat girl on his arm along with his tribal tattoo.
In the past these people wore a brand known as Von Dutch, which at the time they felt was just as cool. These people believe it is fashionable because it is more expensive than other brands but dont be fooled, if you live in a trailer park you too can afford an Ed Hardy T-shirt. The same Ed Hardy tshirts found in fashion outlets can be found at T.J Maxx for 10$.
There is no hope for people who wear Ed Hardy. They will tell you not to bash Ed Hardy just because you cant afford it, though you can, you just have better style and you dont want to pay money to look like a douchebag. This does not get through to these people, so you should not bother arguing with them but instead tell them the fake diamonds on their hat really bring out the blue in their eyes.
Also see: Dom Rebel, Affliction and Tapout

[Rihanna]

A ridiculously overpriced and tacky brand of designer clothing. People who sport this brand can be bros trying to dress up, or guidos taking a break from the sweatsuit. The people who wear this brand generally go to clubs and try to pick up on girls, who tell them to fuck off, because they are not interested in men who are A.) homosexual, or B.) Insecure and obviously not very fashionable. These clothes are predominately west coast, because if you moved to New York, people know how to spend their money and buy such brands as Armani, or Burberry. The worst thing about an ed hardy tee (besides the wearer) are the cliche images and phrases like love kills and skulls with snakes. Oh yeah, what happened to the shoe laces?

[Little_Girl]

A fashion label created by a guy who actually has some legitimate background in the design world. If you can score it on close-out, it might be an OK deal. But unfortunately, most of the time it is overpriced, and worn by douchebags who are just trying to make themselves look more interesting than they really are.