Man flu

[Little_Girl]

The condition shared by all males wherein a common illness (usually a mild cold) is presented by the patient as life-threatening.
This is also known as Fishing for Sympathy or Chronic Exaggeration.
When the patient is your boyfriend, he will exhibit the standard symptoms (such as an overwhelming desire for compassion) while simultaneously rejecting any and all efforts you make to placate him.

[Couch Potatoe]

A rare strain of flu so powerful and so deadly it can only be matched by the Bubonic Plague and Aids. A incurable virus which has adapted to only effect the XY gene found in men. The virus attacks the immune system 10,000 times harder than the average flu virus, causing excruciating pain for the victim. Man Flu has no cure and prayers can save the forsaken life of the infected. The often deadly virus is mostly laughed at by women who sadly cannot contract Man Flu

[Rihanna]

The one week out of the year when a man has a cold, and doesnt feel good, and excercises his right to complain and whine- contrary to every fucking day of a womans life when we have to hear you complain.

The man flu is usually accompanied by a lack of sympathy from females, which further advances the adverse symptoms of the man flu.

[Luis Fok]

term spoken by women, about men exaggerating the severity of a cold

[Luis Fok]

an illness such as a cold that is not serious, but that the person who has it treats as more serious, usually when this person is a man: