Four loko

[Donald Trump]

Legalized cocaine in a can. If you consume Four Lokos you can expect to encounter the same results typically associated with snorting a small mountain of cocaine.

[Britney]

extremely high abv (11/12%) caffeinated malt beverage that one ups its predecessor [sparks] both by coming in 23.5oz size and containing nearly twice the amount of alcohol. perfect for pregaming, but can easily result in blackouts and various kinds of embarrassing behavior.

[Sarah]

A strong malt beverage with 12% alcohol content. Due to the rising numbers in illegal mexican immigrants, it makes sense that we are finally marketing malt beverages toward people of mexican or latin american decent. Extremely cheap, usually , so now everyone can afford to get wasted. Its closest relative would be Steel Reserve 211, Joose, or Sparks, however Four Loko is much more delicious. Four Loko can be found in a variety of different delicious flavors such as orange, fruit-punch, grape, watermelon, and blue raspberry.
Four Loko got its name because it sends the person who consumed it into FOUR STAGES OF CRAZY:
Stage 1: Tipsy (loud, might stumble, laugh)
Stage 2: Drunk (embarassing, stumbling, slight slur)
Stage 3: Wasted (heavy slur, falling, hitting on fat girls)
Stage 4: Black Out (no ability to speak, vomiting, waking up next to a fat girl, memory loss)
Thank you to our South of the Border friends for inspiring such an amazing drink.
Caution: Men should not consume more than 3 at the most. Women should not consume more than 1. Although 12% alcohol content is not extremely high, the crack that is injected inside the can after bottling is finished sends your brain into a Fiesta you are sure to never remember.

[Justin Bieber]

A delicious way to black out in the form of a colorful can of caffeinated malt bevy. TOO BAD CENTRAL WASHINGTON UNIVERSITY rookies ruined it for the entire state of Washington and got it banned by almost dieing during their process of consumption.

[Sarah]

Four loko is a 23.5 oz alcopop that is 12% abv, that is

1. Guaranteed to get you drunk
2. Guaranteed to prevent your drunk ass from falling asleep

[Justin Bieber]

a beverage which blesses its consumers with instant drunkenness

[Sarah]

The craziest shit out! Loko is a crazy alcoholic energy drink that has 11% alcohol and tastes like Hawaiian Punch

[Hina Muqadas]

Malt liquor that contains 11% alcohol and caffine, along with a mix of other shit. One 24oz. will most likely get you fuckin shit-canned. One is all you need. It can get you just as fucked up, if not more, as a few shots of tequila.
Can come in various flavors like Fruit Punch and Orange. May taste like acetone. I know mine did.

[Dave Paprocki]

Black out in a can.

[Hina Muqadas]

[The Devil] in [a can].

[Agnes]

its this 12% alcohol [cheap ass] malt liquor [koolaid] flavored shit thats basically an energy drink that fucks you up bad... with all the caffeine and [guarana]... you are wired and drunk at the same time

[Renato]

12% [alch]. now getting banned because people cant handle themselves. less then 5$ a can, an easy way to party hard and feel like complete shit the next day. mix of energy drink

[Marquetta]

A 23.5oz beverage that is 12.0% ABV. Falls into the [alcopop] category of alcoholic beverages for combining energy drink flavor with enough shit to get you pretty fucked up.
One FOUR Loko will get you pretty fucked up.
[RULE #1]: DO NOT DRINK TWO.
Drinking [three in one] night will kill anyone under 200lbs.

[Jessica]

the fifth and a half dimension of hell in which you are incredibly fucked up due to the 12 % booze intake and then are unable to sleep due to the [fucknormous] amount of caffine you have just consumed. When you wake up in the morning you will be getting double penetrated by the two guys you took home with you because you were so fucked up or be puking your guts out or borderline [seizuring] because you are shaking so hard. let me correct myself for a moment, its a [quadruple penetration] in a can. but it does fuck you up. have fun with the gangbang. love four loko.

[Michiko]

The [official] drink of [blacked out] [obnoxious] bitches