Woke

[Justin Bieber]

A state of perceived intellectual superiority one gains by reading The Huffington Post.

[Couch Potatoe]

Being Woke means being aware.. Knowing whats going on in the community

(Relating to Racism and Social Injustice)

[Britney]

Although an incorrect tense of awake, a reference to how people should be aware in current affairs.

[Mark Zuckerberg]

Getting woke is like being in the Matrix and taking the red pill. You get a sudden understanding of whats really going on and find out you were wrong about much of what you understood to be truth.

[Britney]

The day a progressive realizes that everything the accuse the right of is actually what they are guilty of.

[Rihanna]

Having a high level of spiritual enlightenment. Seeing the truth with your minds eye, allowing you to reach higher consciousness.

[Britney]

A newly developed religion founded by Bradley Ennis

[Donald Trump]

A religion recently developed which entails being woke. To be woke, a Woke Priest must witness you chug sweet tea, then he/she/they/it will slap your chocolate pudding with the back of a spoon, and place the pudding on your nose, and you will be dubbed as woke.

[Donald Trump]

being self-aware of ones own social oppression, and sensitive to how social theory operates in everyday life.

[PussyCat]

being aware of the social. and political environments regarding all demographics and socio-economic standings.

[Becky]

To not be asleep or to rouse from sleep.