Basic bitch

[Becky]

A bitch with a pH value greater than 7

[Mark Zuckerberg]

Someone who is unflinchingly upholding of the status quo and stereotypes of their gender without even realizing it. She engages in typical, unoriginal behaviors, modes of dress, speech, and likes. She is tragically/laughably unaware of her utter lack of specialness and intrigue. She believers herself to be unique, fly, amazing, and a complete catch, when really she is boring, painfully normal, and par. She believes her experiences to be crazy, wild, and different or somehow more special than everything that everybody else is doing, when really, almost everyone is doing or has done the exact same thing. She is typical and a dime a dozen. There are many subtypes of basicness, such as the basic ratchet, the basic sorority bitch, the basic groupie bitch, the basic Im-so-Carrie-from-Sex-and-the-City bitch, etc, but ultimately, they all share the common thread of being expendable and unnoteworthy and, in some cases, having absolutely no redeeming qualities.

[Becky]

-a bum-ass woman who think she the shit but really aint

popularized by lil duval and spokenreasons

[Tanya Shivari]

1. one who has no personality; dull and irrelevant

2. just an extra regular female

[PussyCat]

Somebody who is boring and unoriginal.

[Little_Girl]

Yet another term used by society to judge women and their lifestyle choices.
Because, honestly, what would we do with our time if we didnt have socially accepted ways to demean and denigrate women for choices they make, even though those choices have nothing to do with ourselves or our own choices?
(Generally used by someone who sees the female in question as somehow less than worthy of their attention/admiration, usually because the female has decided not to have sex with them.)

[Tanya Shivari]

This is that white suburban girl whose prideful of laying her ass around all day and letting the genetics prevent her from being morbidly obese, or not. She takes pictures of everything, and when the miracle occurs that she leaves the house she will take pictures and snapchats of the endeavor to make sure the world knows. These journeys will include trips to Starbucks, chipotle or other appropriately basic locations. She is jobless, and one wonders what exactly she does to kill so much time, but in all likelihood, you dont want to know.

[Donald Trump]

a basic bitch fulfills all the stereotypes of your typical 22 year old white girl and absolutely nothing more.
favorite movies: the notebook,
favorite bands: coldplay and adele,
likes walks on the beach and hanging out with her bitches. enjoys living like a statistic and dying like a leaf. causing nothing to change and effecting nothing. a meatsack with reproductive organs. neither dirty nor clean. neither nothing nor special. but some unnerving thing inbetween. existing enough to exist, but somehow enough to disappear. this is the essence of the basic bitch.

[Vania]

An overly generic or [basic female] that follows the majority of trends relevant to her peer group during a specific era, without injecting any originality into her existence. She often lacks the confidence needed to express herself independent of consensus from her peers even though these characteristics may not reflect her true self. A basic bitch takes the safe road rarely taking risks in fashion or other areas of interest. She may or may not view herself as unique; this often depends on her individual role within her social circle.
In 2015 a Basic Bitch can often be spotted wearing Victoria Secret yoga pants tucked into UGG boots or jeans with TOMS slip-ons with an oversized sweater with an ironic print or design on it, topped with a Northface jacket. She stores her indispensable iphone in her oversize [Coach bag] along with her knockoff sunglasses and PRINCESS key-fob. She loves [nail art] as it totally compliments her Pandora bracelet and Tiffany Heart jewelry. She loves [foursquare] and Instagram and endlessly documents her every outing for Pumpkin Spice Cappuccino from Starbucks on her [e-Card] ridden Facebook. She loves quoting Marilyn Monroe even if [the quotes] are wrongly attributed, loves hearts, infinity symbols, [dreamcatchers], bacon and mustaches. She knows the words to every song on the radio and would sacrifice her first born to spend one night with John Mayer. She drinks SkinnyGirl cocktails.

[Magaret]

A girl (usually) who does things that she thinks makes her so unique or edgy but in all honesty are what all other [basic bitches] do, as well. [Basic bitches] often enjoy Gucci, Louis [Vutton], scented candles (usually from Bath

[Luis Fok]

A creature unlike any other in this modern society. They are a very numerous species, despite their [insistence] that each of them are special snowflakes. Their habits are easy to study, as their prowling ground is any Starbucks cafe, which holds the main staple of their diet: the pumpkin spice latte. Again, despite their insistence that they are all unique, they all wear the same things: vests with fur in the neck, tights, and [Uggz] boots. Most basic bitches are white blondes or brunettes. The main deity of their religion is Taylor Swift, the goddess of [basicness]. However they like to mix it up and listen to mainstream rappers like Kanye West and Drake to enforce their personal belief that they are hood. If one is bear a pack of basic bitches, be advised as their basicness will either [suck you in], drive you crazy, or annoy you to the point of suicide.

[Becky]

The opposite [polarity] of [hipster], apparently just as [hated].

[Agnes]

A female whos favorite filter is the snapchat [puppy dog] filter

Takes pictures of everything she eats and uploads it to Instagram
Wears Uggs and [North Face] everyday of the year
Is obsessed with famous pop artists
Always has a Starbucks cup in her hand
Will [fuck you over] for a pack of cigarettes

Has no personality
Basically someone you dont want to associate with

[Renato]

(Noun): A stereotypical suburban high school or college aged white female. Most often seen wearing yoga pants, over sized university hoodies, or Ugg boots. These girls are often seen gathering at your local Starbucks or Chipotle. When seen in public they most likely will be with other [basic bitches] or texting their bff on their iPhone. Your average [basic bitch] usually owns and drives a high end or luxury vehicle that mommy and daddy bought. A normal basic bitch is often in denial that she is [a basic bitch] and thinks she is a bad bitch because she listens to hip-hop and rap and judges other people who she thinks is inferior to herself or is seen as a lower class citizen or minority.