Algebra

[Sarah]

That branch of mathematics which treats of the relations andproperties of quantity by means of letters and other symbols. It isapplicable to those relations that are true of every kind ofmagnitude.

[Sarah]

1. an exotic form of torture. see also [geometry].
2. the art of figuring what y equals when x equals 10 through confusing formulas such ast y=12x^2-563x 1/4
3. a method of making high school math teachers feel important.

[Sarah]

An evil form of magic that only the best of sorcerers can master. Not only does it involve numbers, but letters (mostly x and y). They somehow rearrange themselves into supposedly simpler forms of themselves. I dont

[Sarah]

evil noun - An ancient Middle Eastern torture method used today by Al-Queida to torture captured US soldiers to death.

A standard torture session should proceed like this:

After hours of trying to figure out why the square root of six equals the product of 2178#$^#21#@*(3.3824, the terrorists unleash a barrage of simple

[Sarah]

Algebra is a topic that was created thousands of years ago for the sole purpose of pissing high school students off.

[Sarah]

A class that makes complete sense to some people, while annoying the hell out of others.
An article of clothing worn by mermaids

[Sarah]

The most annoying, boring, useless, yet highly regarded subject in all levels of school.

[Sarah]

Something you need to know to make planes that fly. If you do not know this, you cannot make planes that fly.

[Sarah]

Another word for torture. It’s basically a pointless class where the teacher expects you to know everything prior to taking the class and takes much pleasure in making the students miserable. You learn stupid shit like graphing an equation on a Y and X axis which does not really make too much sense. Some problems require you to find up to eight different answers and it’s one of those time consuming classes where you get homework every day. You pretty much will never need Algebra unless you just love Math and plan on becoming a Mathematician or a Math teacher.

[Sarah]

Possibly the worst class ever created in the history of mathematics and education in general. You sit in a classroom listening to a boring teacher talking about solving for x, writing y as a function of x, and finding out what the slope is of (18, 92) and (68, 92). While in this class, half of the students understand it perfectly and end up getting A's and sometimes even 100's on the tests, while the rest of us who suck donkey balls at algebra study for five fucking hours only to receive a fucking 30 on the test.

[Julene]

The part of mathematics in which letters and other general symbols are used to represent numbers and quantities in formulae and equations.

[Julene]

[also known as] [mindfuck]

[Renato]

(Noun) Math youll never use, but they teach it anyway, and make [you suffer] while you do tons of [boring ass] problems, that are as [tough as balls]. Ex. Find x : y=3/6x 56y*120(89) Did that make any sense? No?!
Thats what i thought...

[Tanya Shivari]

(Noun) - One of the biggest reasons that high schoolers these days [flunk out]. It is the largest waste of time, and is also the reason that the United States of America has such a low average GPA, and such a high [drop-out] rate. It will never be applied to REAL LIFE (something strange to high school teachers) unless you plan to be a scientist, or mathematician (see [crazy fuck].) According to your Algebra teacher, you will not survive in life without it. This is pure bullshit, and is only meant to scare you into passing. If youre a writer...youve got to take algebra. If youre an artist...youve got to take algebra. If youre a musician...youve still got to take algebra. If youre a mathematician...my hat off to you.

[Julian]

[The number one] [shittiest] and [stupidest] subject ever invented!!