Sarah last edited by
The alternative to the orange.
Zipporah Schumaker last edited by
THE MOST BADASS FUCKING FRUIT ON THE FUCKING PLANET. SERIOUSLY, THIS MOTHERFUCKER KICKS THE SHIT OUT OF THE PUSSY ORANGE OR BANANA. THIS JUICY, RED MOTHERFUCKER IS THE BEST FUCKING THING THAT GOD HAS EVER CREATED. EAT AN A APPLE AND YOUR DICK WILL GROW 3 INCHES. FUCK.
Britney last edited by
A horrendous company that has somehow managed to stay afloat for years and appeal to a mass of misguided people. They specialize in taking existing technology, making it all shiny and fancy looking, and re-selling it for double the price. Ironically, their slogan is Think Different.
Their latest and greatest gadget thats getting all the attention is, of course, the iPhone, which is basically comparable to any high-quality phone, except it has innovative touch screen technology, and it sells for .
Apple couldnt quite figure out how to make an operating system, so they just stole the freeBSD kernel and repackaged a bastardized version of it as Mac OS X. Its funny that Apple brags that its Unix-based, since no one with experience in Unix would ever use a Mac.
Apple frequently runs clever ads. Although theyve made a ton of them, all the ads boil down to how Windows has viruses and crashes all the time. Apple also have an enormous, cult-like fanbase that like to remind us of these things every five seconds. Apple fanboys are generally smug, annoying, and arrogant, despite the fact that most of them dont know jack shit about computers.
Dave Paprocki last edited by admin
The reason this term is in the glossary is that way too many people confuse Apple with Macintosh. Apple is the company that makes Macintosh computers -- not the other way around. Apple product line includes Power Macs, PowerBooks, iMacs, iBooks, and the popular hard drive-based MP3 player, the iPod. Apple also develops a large number of software programs, such as iTunes, iPhone, iMovie, and iDVD. Notice a pattern here?
Though most of Apple product names now start with the letter i, the company has a history of creative innovation. Though Apple has less than ten percent of the market share in the computer business, the company still manages to lead the industry in new directions.
Cami last edited by
The truly heinous name of Chris Martin and Gwenyth Paltrows lovechild.
Sommer last edited by
A greedy-ass company that makes a shit tone of money and over-prices their products
Little_Girl last edited by
A manufacturer of computers, peripherials, and software with around a 3% share of the pc market.
Most well-known products include:
final cut pro
While their operating systems market share may be significantly below that of Microsofts windows, many still prefer to use Apples computers and software, especially for graphical design and audio work.
Many people like to debate over the superiority of macs over pcs and visa versa, such people have no lives.
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