A striped racer, also known as the California whipsnake, is a species of non-venomous snake native to the coast and foothills of California. It is a long, slender, and fast-moving snake, identified by its distinctive stripes running down the length of its body. They primarily feed on lizards and small rodents. The scientific name for this species is Masticophis lateralis.
The surfboard
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take a chick to the beach...[wax up] your surfboard and rail some hooker...right before your about to bust your hot sauce, slide her off the board and tell her to close her eyes for a nice suprise...pick up the surfboard and [WHAMMO]!!! crack right across the chest with it...then blow your load in her eyes...ben stein then runs on the beach and says [clear eyes]...WOOOOOW!
The surfboard meaning & definition 1 of The surfboard.
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