The surfboard

[Agnes]

take a chick to the beach...[wax up] your surfboard and rail some hooker...right before your about to bust your hot sauce, slide her off the board and tell her to close her eyes for a nice suprise...pick up the surfboard and [WHAMMO]!!! crack right across the chest with it...then blow your load in her eyes...ben stein then runs on the beach and says [clear eyes]...WOOOOOW!