Best posts made by Tanya Shivari

When youre sweaty, and your sac starts stickin to your inner thighs.

worse than a n00b. a nub is someone who persistently makes poor decisions. and is in general terms an idiot. only the nub is unaware of their state of nubness, nubs can be easily identified, as nubness is an incurable and obvious affliction.

A delicious, hole-some breakfast consisting of eggs, which are scrambled to oblivion in a females vagina with your cock. The mixture is then cooked in a frying pan or on a skillet, and served scrambled or omelet style. (Also see: [Twat-omelet])
Heres how to make one:

Find a willing and naked female participant. If the female is not naked or willing, halothane or a slow gas leak may help this process.

Have her lie down with her back on the floor, propping herself up and spreading her legs open so she resembles the letter Y. (Speaking of which, if she asks, Why?, tell her to STFU before you give her a [Jelly Donut] for breakfast.)

Crack three large eggs into a bowl. Do not beat or whisk yet; thats in Step 7.

Insert a funnel into her vagina and carefully pour the cold, raw eggs into it. Watch her wince and shudder as the chilly slime slips deep down inside of her. Awesome!

Remove the funnel when all contents have drained into her vagina. Some bubbling/gurgling may occur. Let it sit for 5 minutes to warm up.
*BONUS: This funnel makes a dandy hat - wear it for comedic effect.

Now, stuff your cock into that stench-trench and rapidly fuck her non-stop for at least 10-15 minutes to adequately scramble the eggs. Not HER eggs - the other ones.

Continue to steadily pound her, occasionally pulling out to check the consistency of the mixture; it should be hot and frothy when ready. At this point, internal ejaculation is encouraged, but only if you wont be eating the finished product. That would be gross.

Providing the female is conscious, have her carefully squat over a pre-heated

The purged contents of a vagina the morning after a night of sexual escapades. May contain ejaculate, creams, condoms and in especially extreme cases, vegetables, bits of grass, beads, string, dog hair and / or vomit.

The act of scrambling eggs and eating them from a womans vagina.