Retards to claim a city which could give less a fuck about them.

Most of the time they are 30 year olds who havent gone through puberty, still live with their parents, work in McDonalds for a living, and still believe theyre the shit.

They usually require 5 or more people to beat one person up, because theyre too much of pussies to fight by themselves.

A waist of space, and an insult to everything.

Turnt is a variation of turned used only to describe when someone is excessively excited or prepared for the current event. In its entirety, it can commonly be seen used as turnt up, as in turned up.
A real [Debbie Downer], [party pooper], or [lame-o], would be someone who is turnt down. They simply are neutral in their stature, and unfit for the current event. Alcohol and or/ drugs would be suitable aid to turning them up.

When youre at the edge of reaching climax/orgasm in bed

(verb) The act of missing a goal or score in a sporting event on TV because one was out of the room.

A smallish, semi-dry, extraordinarily tenacious remnant of fecal matter which, when unwittingly rolled into a mixture with toilet paper lint by the action of wiping, becomes almost irremovably entangled among ones anal hair, a situationality exacerbated by the vigorous chafing and friction between the buttocks and most commonly remedied by the sad and almost entirely unavoidable remedy of plucking out at its root the individual hair to which each dingleberry is conjoined. Of related interest, dingleberries are often noted as having the vague odor of undigested corn or peanuts.

My feet wiggle.
Used to describe situations where you feet wiggle.

Acronym for : Mother fucking Win

Slang; A word used in the FGC (Fighting Game Community) to describe someone who is upset. (mainly because of their loss to someone.) Though the words primary use lies in the FGC, it can also be used in any other context to describe being upset.

When you are super duper happy about something and press random keys on your keyboard.

Every hear of asking? No need to punch a woman to get her to squeeze your dick with her asshole. Just ask, youd be surprised what you might get. Youd be surprised what you might not get too: a charge of felony assault, hard time, and maybe even a Lorena Bobbit.

For anybody even remotely considering this stunt (adequately explained in the definitions) or for those who somehow think the idea of a donkey punch is amusing, I have the following opinion from a prosecutor at our local District Attorneys Office:

Playing two notes back to back repeatedly, usually quickly, on a woodwind instrument

for real, truthful

1. an insult
2. an answer to any question,
3. my alter-ego on the internet.
4. best type of joke/insult ever.

also used for yelling at people on TV when they ask obvious questions.

A brilliant invention. A place where all the psychos, skanks, perverts and pedophiles are kept the world over, safe in their living rooms, instead of out bothering the rest of us in the real world.

to lay on 1 another the male facing the vagina and the female facing the penis and then perform oral sex

Where you are now. a very entertaining and addictive website that can bring so many laughs. a place to waste your time. a place to go when your slacking off at work. a place to find very weird and creative sex positions.

There are only eleven times in history where the FUCK word has been considered acceptable for use.