When an adorable lovable person constantly touches you to show that theyre compassionate

The way non-english people or trolls spell grammar

When two people are connected, with a bond from the soul so strongly, that the souls become one. They can even feel each others pain, and happiness.

A small, brown creature that lives in the bowel. When released from the anus into the toilet where it starts its journey through the sewage pipes, where it meets its other fellow turds. They dont have such a long lifespan since as soon as they reach the sewage plant the smelly, uncouth creatures are sadly murdered.

synonym for george bush

A small wealthy city about 40 miles north of Atlanta that Forbes named the #2 place for (rich white) people. Despite the large variation in the population between such diverse groups as Baptists, Methodists, Presbyterians and Republicans, they all hold one thing in common: They refuse to acknowledge that their towns namesake is a synonym for blowing a huge load. They even dare outsiders to say something about it by opening stores such as BJs Warehouse and Dicks right next to each other in the center of the city. But if you say anything, the local KKK will find you after nightfall. This could be a carefully orchestrated macrocosm of the punishment of temptation by the local religious community, but is more likely the natural process that occurs when fifty thousand morons are placed in a ten square mile area.

To suck freshly ejaculated semen from any orifice, usually the anus.

The way idiots pronounce the word [yarmulke]. Its proper pronunciation is /yar.məl.kə/, with both the r and the l audible.

Precision Approach Path Indicator - Used in avionics to guide planes to the runway using the approach path (Glide Path).
A series of 3 or 4 lights that change colour from white to red in accordance to the height of the aircraft.
Red over Red - Too low
Red over White - On the Glide path
White over White - Too high
The PAPI lights can be seen up to 5 miles in daylight and upto 20 miles at night.

the name spanish people call EVERYONE.

a vag with an unpopped cherry

1. Pertaining to the mouth or speaking.
2. A type of sexual action involving the mouth and a genitalia or asshole.

Wubba lubba dub dub is bird person slang for please help me, I am in great pain

portuguese slang for vagina

1. A very funny sitcom on NBC that has no laugh track (nor needs one).

2. Clothing worn by hospital staff in the workplace. Its easier to clean blood or vomit stains out of scrubs than out of a suit shirt and theyre a lot cheaper to replace.

3. In sports, players who arent talented enough to be in the starting lineup and spend most of their time on the bench.

4. According to the TLC song, somebody without a job or car or his own place, i.e. the kind of guy who T-Boz, Left Eye and Chilli were all too stuck up to consider dating or hanging out with. A scrub was a guy who couldnt get no love from them even if he was a nice guy; since he had no material possessions they wanted nothing to do with him. This was probably just as well, since if the scrub in question did have a house of his own and impressed Lisa (RIP) enough to date her, it would only be a matter of time before she set it on fire.

when a man wakes up with an erection

To stir up any situation with an underlying factor that has been hidden or unknown to one or several people.

The sound a roblox character makes when he dies

Basically it’s written porn
I tied her to the wall of the dungeon and ripped off her clothes. I left her standing in her bra and thong. I used a violet wand and ran it up and down her in the stomach and legs. She flinched from the pain, I didn’t stop and slid it up her leg, close to her pussy. I tore off her thong and rolled it all over her pussy. I was dripping yet. I wanted to see what she’d do for me. I got out a leash, I tied it tightly round her neck. I freed her from the wall and dragged her down between my legs. I forced her to eat me out over my thong. She wasn’t doing good enough so I threw her on the floor and tied her there. I removed my thong and sat on her face, forcing her to tongue fuck my pussy. I yelled at her that she wasn’t doing good enough. She’d have to be punished. I got out a riding crop and gently tapped her pussy with it. I hit her really hard repeatedly, she cried out from the pain. I ripped off her bra and spanked her tits. I stood up and untied her arms and dragged her torso up and attached the leash to the wall so she was sitting up. I then took off my own bra and forced her to suck my massive tits while fingering my pussy. I put some electric shockers on her nipples and at the top of her thighs right next to her pussy. I turned the power up she screamed from the pleasure and the pain and fingered me so fast that I cummed all over her hand. I forced her to eat my cum and made out with her. I decided to reward her.

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