A male [breeder], the husband of [Moo]. Short for Duhddy, like Dad is short for Daddy. So-called because they often have a slack-jawed, [retard]-like expression as they stand around in public, unable to control their rampaging [crotchfruit]. This expression also appears when strangers, sometimes but not always [childfree], fail to properly worship the Golden Child.

Can also mean laugh even louder, to be used after lol when another joke/funny anecdote is added.

Always in lower caps. Used when someone finds something derisory or pathetic. Its use depends on the mood of the user: the more bored they are, the more theyll be inclined to use it.
Pronunciation: lɛl
Etymology: lol, with the o replaced by an e. The reason is phonetic: lel, when pronounced, seems a bit more sarcastic.

Sexual partner (male or female) with whom there is no danger of attachment, commitment or other complications. See also [fuck buddy], [friendship], [slamp], [slampiece].

Twins. A reference to a Buy One Get One sale, two offspring for a single act of coitus. Can be used to refer to identical or fraternal twins; male, female, or both.

timeline. in reference to Twitter

Meant to describe the ideal woman, but is often misused and directed towards uneducated, yet very sexy women who have no aspirations other than to have a fat ass and fat lips. Usually cant count change or read a map.

Someone that falls into unfortunate circumstances but works to better themselves, whether it be the homeless, imprisoned etc.

the substance that Hannah Montana uses before every show : )

This is what you say when someone says/does something stupid.
Usually the hand is extended and is pointing towards the intended person.

The act of putting your balls in and out of a persons mouth.

to do something by feel and instinct rather than with a plan, to improvise

The sacred art of [Frot] or [Frotting].

a slang term for people involved in creative fields of work. somewhat derogatory because it makes fun of the state of seemingly permanent melancholy artists reside in.

1. a person who is excessively sympathetic to the a plight of a person or group of people

2. a emotionally concerned person

(from the religous picture of the bleeding heart of jesus)

A commonly used Australian/british/new zealand word used to describe a fuckball, jerk, asshole or jackass.
Another word for tosser, which is usually reffered to when someone is being a tool or a complete dick. The term is usually asscossiated with one who masturbates regularly. Often reffered to as having a wank, hence the term wanker (one who wanks).

A british term for one who masterbates. Commonly used as an insult

A term that is used towards someone who is being overdramatic or too enthusiastic about a simple topic or matter.

Hes the type of guy who will put a smile on your face. He knows when something is wrong and tries to fix it with a hug and wipe away the tears. He is the bestest friend you can ever have. He is my bestest friend

english word for horny