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The center of the universe. Part of a females body located between her legs that is reason why all wars are ever fought. If you arent getting it you want it, and if you are, its never enough. Often times it used as the noun in sentence because, lets face it, often times us guys dont care whats all around the poontang as long as it is willing to provide us access to this magical land of wander

1. The head of the penis, being vaguely bell shaped. Like a mushroom head.
2. A complete idiot.

Someone who performs sexual favors on her boyfriends, friends. And claims to have been pressured.

like a tramp; lady of the night, total slut, she may let you pay her for sexual favors.

When a girl uses a banana to fulfill their need for sex.

A person who no matter what is the best thing that ever happened to you. Someone who you know will never turn their back on you. The most amazing person in the world! Has an understanding of your twisted humor, but knows when to be funny and when to be compassionate. All in all, if you found this friend hold on tight!

Two people who are more than best friends that are obviously meant to be together.

Your favorite person in the world. Kind of like your best friend, except better.

NOT ALL EMO GIRLS CUT!!!!!!!!! So what if they cut its not like its hurting you. May be gross to you and its not a problem. An emo girl is some one who is sad and is emo for A REASON! Its because were depressed because some one made them like that. And their not fts,bs,or j**s. Just missunderstood. For who the are,yha they like spending their time with their friends. Because the UNDERSTAND THEM! Yha all emos are diffrent because they dont want the world as fucked up as it is! Its good to be diffrent. I do admit some can be stuck up.But let me tell you something Im emo and Im not stuck up. And by the way the corect term is sence! PPL these days need to get out of their little wholes. And see who their hurting here. We are people just like you! Not your little selfconfidnce boosters! People who think we cut and are bs and j****s an need a life. Theres so much more to emo than cutting or crying or being depressed. We have hobbies we eat sleep. We have fun alot of fun,we like doing wild and crazy things! So thats the real def remeber it.

your buddy who will talk to the ugly chick so you can bang her hot friend

The word facetious is used exclusively by arts students to describe someone being sarcastic.

Its generally said with a smug voice to make the person feel insignificant.

An alternative way of saying bull shit. Used to express disbelief, or to call out into the open a yarn or fabrication.

What one would say if some dude wearing tight pink clothes and roller skates was sitting on a bench on 42nd street in the middle of New York.

A very dangerous, dangerous drug. Causes the user to do some crazy shit. Also called Angel Dust, and also a horse tranquillizer.
An Acronym for Peoples Capping Peoples.

A word usually written on important documents or something like that, but you write it slowly. And in front of the documents owner to scare them into thinking youre going to write FUCK on it. So as you write it they see this: (F) What are you writing? (U) Waiit... (C) NO DONT!! and then finally you veeeeerrrry slowly drawing the supposed K line but turn it into a D instead.

An individual who is sexually stimulated by pain, either self-inflicted or administered by others.

Lat. What for what; something for something.

Military acronym:
Situation
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