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Oralee
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KrillUsually a person who
a)Smokes a BUNCH of weed
b)Wears V-Necks
c)Constantly at little corner cafes
But there are two different types.
The rich ones always wear american apparel, jersey knit v-necks. They are usually really huge jerks, and listen to the more upscale indie music. Nobody likes them, and everyone calls them emo. Usually gay/bi, or at least everyone thinks so. Theyre obsessed with their macbook, and making sure they look fashionable. Which usually means that you copy everyone else. And you read nylon, even though youre a boy.
The average ones just wear whatever they can find at the salvation army. Sometimes they accessorize with hemp baja jackets.
They are usually the trendy ones that everyone like. They dont shop at hot topic, and they definitely arent gay. They just live up life with cappucinos, and awesome marijuana. Sometimes they have dreads, but that becomes too hippy-ish, so in order to be a real krill, cut those dreads!
PS
Most Krill are men. It isnt cool to be a girl krill. -
NagVerb.
What your mother does:
-ALL THE TIME.
-When you don’t clean your room.
-When you procrastinate your homework..and end up not doing it until after AdultSwim.
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SlimingThe art of acting cheesy around girls to try and pull. Often used by arrogant people.
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EqualistOne who believes all posses certain rights. The most basic of these rights being: life, possession, expresion. These rights are limited by the rights of others.
One who defends the rights of all, whithout discriminating the oppositions rights. Such a one opposes segregating terms such as: black power, white power, feminism, etc...
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TwinshipWhen two people who are not related share literally almost everything in common, and are better than best friends with each other.
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MuntingMan Hunting- The act of searching for and rating men
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FlippersMorons word for [MDMA] pills.
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Superconductoran icon, a [superstar] in entertainment, may or may not have [sex appeal].
a song by the [Canadian] band [Rush], about such people. Found on the bands 1989 album [Presto].
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SpattleWhen one accidentally spits on some one. Usually when talking, especially when saying the sounds sh and s and p.
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Jeopardy- in immense danger
- game show that is extremely boring to watch since no one cares that you know the answer at home you arent winning anything by impressing freieds/relitives that you know a few trivia questions.
- extremley funny skit where the actual show jeopardy was mocked on by the cast of [snl] for the greatest skit ever on television
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BeethovenGerman composer who lived 1770-1827.
Composer of 9 syphonies, 23 piano sonatas and numerous other woks, is aknowledged by many as one of the greatest classical composers the world has ever seen.
He began to lose his hearing in 1801, and pursued a rather erratic form of behavior. His opera, Fidelio, completely flopped and Beethoven had to revise it several times. He also became depressed because of his failure in his desire to become married. However, it was during this time he wrote Symphony no.9, (while completely deaf) which is now reconized by many as the finest Symphony ever composed.
Other famous works include:
Sonata Pathetique Op. 13
Sonata quasi una Fantasia, Op. 27
Symphony 5
Fur Elise
He is amongst the Big Four of the classical composing community, with [Bach], [Mozart] and [Tchaikovsky]. -
Filtera place where all of the shit collects
something used to seperate unwanted materials from wanted materials. the unwanted materials stick with the filter.
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TruckedA replacement word for fucked. Normally used to describe a person being plowed with an abnormally large penis with the a lot of force.
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SandbaggerSomeone who has the ability to do something 100%, but instead only works just enough to get the passing grade, e.g. 75%.
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Lock upA ridiculously bad 80s movie with Stallone. Its good for unintentional comedy.
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WowedTo be high on cocaine.
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MadnessAs a product of abuse, (be it psychological, violent or combination of miscellaneous factors): A behavioral expression, (not necessarily unreasonable or a product of mental disorders) leading to an almost complete disregard of the instinctual directive for self preservation; which yields a disproportionate level of motivation to accomplish certain objectives of which are not necessarily violent or of ill intent.
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CaulkingThe act of having ones asshole filled to the [rim] with seaman.