Posts made by Monty

A crusty exterior

To speak while laughing histerically

People Of The Cockney. Usually live in drones arround London. Like to steal things, especialy bread and mobile phones. could make good slaves

A family line of badass mother fuckers who fight until their last breath for each other! Very successful either early on or further on in life.

A flander is a tiny cat for your dog to keep it company while your out on a walk. There is no smaller pet for your flander. They dont make cats that small.

Rural inbred farmer, Uncultured, ignorant

Main lanuage for Filipinos (Flip).

The biggest hole known to man. Even the politicians dont stay for long, and no one outside of Australia knows that it exists.

wowed is when a world of warcraft nerd gets journtis desiease from almost super glueing there fingers to there £100 keyboards and there £70 best ever mouses which are actually a rip off from poundland. wowed ppl dont like light only artificial lamps and they dont ever leave there rooms only for food because the shiters in there room. they even pay for this experience what lame ppl.

Seen in both Family Guy and stoner parties, brick walling is the act of getting a person to mentally visualize a hallway with many corridors, and then tricking them into running into a visualized brick wall at the end of said hallway.

Its a term for an old person that uses a cane

dolla bills, benjamins, washingtons, money

v. To send a UCONN applicant to a shitty side campus on a street corner of Waterbury, Connecticut. Usually considered the ultimate diss. Ten minutes after you celebrate your acceptance, you find out you just got fucked over.

An absoloute legend with rather marvellous music taste, quality banter, perfect facial hair and enormous sex appeal. There is however, in most cases, an awkward silence when he claims to be awesome.

An erudite truncation of an intuitive concept that sagaciously expresses a greater truth in the visage of a simple and understandable maxim.

A Dirty, piece of shit. Something that smells of feces.

A pimp ass nigga that gets crunk as shiet at Sophias Thai Kitchen and his friends chaunce out on him and he has to spend the night typing this shiet.

another term for powder, a.k.a. cocaine.

One of the only words in the english language with the ability to make you feel stupid every time you try to write or type it.

its a fuckin FRUIT

Chocker (chŏkə) A chav with aspirations to be a rocker. They generally dress chav but frequent rock clubs looking half chav and half rock or goth. Often the male chockers will mock full rockers/goths e.g. Eh ah you look like dat Marilyn Mansun innit. The female chockers refuse to cop off with full rockers/goths as they still have some internal prejudices.