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Vandercook’s cross country course.

a noun derived from the verb [shack] (see defintion 1 and 4)

a shacky is never taken seriously. he or she is someone that you mess around with frequently, but feel no emotional ties to. a shacky may begin to act as your significant other and may even buy you dinner, but shackys can never ascend to the level of boyfriend/girlfriend. never. they are you shacky, and you keep them in their place.

Acting kind of gay

The process of doing something in a wrong manner. proved you wrong kim, you loser.

reformer, reformist, crusader, meliorist

To row with an oar in each hand versus both hands on one oar as in [sweep] in a [sliding seat] rigged boat that is long and narrow. Usually a single rower. The opposite of the Team Sport of [Crew]. Great sport for the solitary athlete.

A person who is a freeloading is a person who is basically using you -- most often for a place to live/room and board: a place to stay permanetly if they can or just to crash if necessary; a free meal ticket; drugs; clothing; transportation; entertainment, and money-- basically whatever they can get their greedy lil paws on. If at some point you become obsolte or unusable to the freeloader they will usally find another host body (usually a wealthier one) to feed off of. Freeloading requires one to be extrememly manipulative and kniving.

A bitch with a disgusting fowl* mouth that wants to sink all 9000 teeth into you like a stanky hoe.

The ability to find people, artefacts or substances by use of maps, pictures or physically being in a place are currently the most popular applications of Dowsing. Most dowsers use two dowsing rods and/or a pendulum. The rods, traditionally known as Wishing Rods, are formed into an L shape and are usually made of copper although the oldest known material was wood, usually forked Hazel branches along with Apple, Beech and Alder. (It is said that metal coat hangers work just as well!). One rod is held in each hand and you have located what it is you are looking for when the rods cross.

Franking: The act of slapping someone/thing in the facial area with a hot dog/package of hot dogs.
Franking is often associated with hulking.

When youre shopping at Millets and you want to sound posh, you call it Milléts (pronounced mill-ays)

E pill that hitts hard

walk unsteadily;
miss a step and fall or nearly fall;
lurch: an unsteady uneven gait
encounter by chance
make an error;
trip: an unintentional but embarrassing blunder

Nickname for [King Edward I] 1272-1307(note England only)
Or as he preferred to be called The Hammer of the Scots.Persecuted The [Jews]and forced them to wear a yellow star to identify themselves(sounds familiar?]He ordered the execution of Hundreds of Jews and finally ordered to have them expelled(over 600 years before [hitler])
Conquered [Wales] in 1284, Then turned his attention to [Scotland] interfering in royal matters that had nothing to do with him. Helped appoint a Puppet King ,John Balliol in Scotland ,A [Yes man] ,he could control, in his efforts to conquer the Northern Kingdom.
He installed English garrisons in Scottish Castles and Forced The Scottish King to Swear Loyalty to him .A Brutal man who crushed any one who dared oppose him,after stealing the Scots ancient Coronation stone [The Stone Of Destiny]and had it placed under his own Throne in Westminster, he thought he had conquered his Northern Neighbour,Of Course he was Wrong!
Enter [William Wallace] Who totally Fucked up Longshanks Plans north of the Border,of course he was later betrayed and delivered to Edward and executed in 1305. Longshanks thought at last he had subdued the Scots when up sprang [Robert The Bruce].The Bruce was Crowned King of Scots In open Defiance in 1307. The same year Longshanks died on the Scottish Border whilst en-route to crushhis opposer.He was Buried in Westminster Abbey in a lead Casket only to be transferred to a Regal Gold casket only when Scotland was Truly conquered and part of the Kingdom of England .Succeded by his son [Edward II],Later to be thoroughly defeated by the Scots in 1314 at the battle of [Bannockburn].

A Marvel Comics character who first appeared in Amazing Spider-Man #129; the charcater, whose real name is Frank Castle, is a vigilante who utilizes an arsenal of firearms in his one-man war against organized crime. Two motion pictures have been released based on the charcater.
Its not revenge..... its punishment

An item from the popular mmorpg Maplestory. In the game, a flamekeeper cordon is a red glove with a black wristband, and on this wristband appears an orange worm-like figure. It is a level 50 item which normally grants the wearer 8 magic attack and 20 accuracy in addition to having 5 slots available for upgrade. Although they are rare drops, flamekeeper cordons are coveted by many due to their favorable bonuses. For unknown reasons, this item has become extremely popular on various forums, possibly foreshadowing its emergence as a meme.

the act of asking a question about something and someone answering it

Aricin - from the Scandinavian...meaning son of the eternal king. An Aricin is a blonde, Norwegian descendant who channeled his Viking heritage into X games daredevilry. They demand and receive attention for pushing boundaries in athletics and social situations. Hilarious, charismatic and slightly arrogant...they are edgy, dangerous and kind. Lutherans with a penchant for chaos.

To be out of this world or awesome

The state with the biggest identity crisis in America. Parts of it like DC and Baltimore are extremely ghetto, with two of the top 5 murder rates in the country. Balto is the heroine capital of the world. Suburbs like Potomac are Bethesda are among the richest and most well educated in the country, and populated by lawyers and doctors with preppy rich children who drive Benzs. To the far west, you have the type of hicks that live in West Virginia up in the Appalachian mountains. To the south and the east you have the kind of hicks you might find in Mississippi. In Ocean City you have retired people who decided to go live on the beach. Around the bay area, you have a lot of fisherman. Maryland may be mixed up, but the crabs are damn good.