someone who is fat and obviously does nothing to help that..

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Unfiltered king size cigarette, ultra smooth, ultra tasty, ultra badass. The brand of cigarette smoked by Mr. White in the film Reservoir Dogs

An employee of a company whos main job requirement is regular travel away from home, usually by airplane early Monday morning and returning late Friday evening.

Move (a heavy object) by hand with great effort.

Verb. To perform fellatio through the zipper while the man still has his pants on. The idea is that keeping the pants on makes it easier to steal the fellatees wallet.

A negative tem referring describing a person who appears attractive from one angle, such as the back or side, but from another angle they are not what you expected. (a variation on [Monet])

When a person, male or female appears to be attractive from far away but up close its all fucked up.

A human with a penis. Also without breasts, hopefully. Not to be confused with boys, they tend to be cheating bastards who do not respect their human counterpart; women. A smaller portion of the male race redeems the race by acting like men.